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plays as Bob Smith the best xeno huntin Country Rock star this side of Orion's belt (Has died 17 times due to his addiction to opioids)

(Also the guy in profile pic is some dude from a Cincinnati hospital article about testicular pain in teens and children and I found that very funny.)
Geetar playin and shootin up Oxycodone


Bob Smith-Delta Squad Marine that stays in the USCM to keep his oxycodone prescription. Has died 17 times. When he isn't shooting up Oxy he plays geetar.

Unbeknownst to his squad mates, Bob Smith is bigger than any other human. Co-existing in thousands of universes, Bob Smith is a head criminal in Los Santos, the True Dovahkiin, Leader of the 3rd Street Saints, just another adventurer in Faerun, a WWE Superstar, and a Pro Skater.


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