Synthetic Whitelist Application
Personal Information
Byond ID? BeardedWall
Discord ID? Felix [ "Cash" Taylor] #8878
Marine Name Felix "Cash" Taylor
Other Whitelist Applications
Character Information
Name of the Synth Character you wish to play River
What is your Synthetic's Personality? River is a spiritualist, vegan, one with the universe, hippy.
River loves nature; River talks about natural remedies to medics that ask for custom meds; River loves to "go with the flow" when asked what he is doing; River advocates nonviolence and getting along when people are arrested; River advocates a "celebration of being" at the memorial after the marines have been wiped.
Basically River is any dude from California with long hair who talks about "breathing techniques" and hosts Yoga classes.
I want to emphasis though that I am not a full "hippy" because I will have 0 drug use or advocacy of drugs. River is more likely to recommend sunlight and "deep breathing".
River will definitely talk about Marines being vaporized in bad OBs as "being one with the sun and nature and that is beautiful".
River might get BE'ed for saying "far out" too much.
Why do you want to be a synthetic/why should we whitelist you? I was one of the most played synth players for a long time. There is nothing quite like it.
To be able to help everyone and also be the person that everyone is glad to see is fun.
Also I prefer to save lives over killing things. So being a noncom suits me.
And frankly as nerdy as it sounds, I miss playing it.
Synth events are second to none.
What is your most memorable interaction with a synthetic? The knights of the round table event with other synths.
A certain "human meat" event.
The time I was made "hivedaddy" synth, and stole the apc for the xenos, only for the xenos to think it was humans, destroy it, then die from an OB when I couldnt drive away.
Synthetic Character Story
Experience
How familiar are you with Engineering? Very. I have 174 hours as synth from the time it was tracked. I used to hardwire the old SMES together.
Engineering these days is sad and basic.
How familiar are you with Command? Good, I was put on overwatch a lot as synth. I prefer SO to anything else but I play alot of warden and mp these days so my marine law knowledge is sharp. I know how to operate all parts.
How familiar are you with Medical? Extremely. I considered myself a "medical" synth when I still was one. After that I have more hours into doctor and medic than anything else.
How familiar are you with Requisitions? Very, I have filled in more than once as synth.
What are some scenarios that you can perform combat in? Give us a brief example. Synths are like rattlesnakes.
Combat should be avoided, try not to be anywhere you can get caught.
If it cannot be avoided because you are cornered or you have to defend a marine, it should be to the point of driving the xeno off. So you can flee. Appear dangerous, show them the fangs, run.
Delta alert, prioritize saving marines, but kill xenos. Preferably the queen, with a knife, for style points.
Confirmations
Are you familiar with the Synthetic Programming and Guidelines? Yes
Have you read the application process page? Yes
Do you understand that any player - donor or otherwise - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our rules or the Synthetic Programming Guideline? Yes
Do you understand that you cannot advertise your application on any platform for votes. Do you also understand you may not edit this application 1 hour after it has been posted? Yes
Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason? Do you have any active jobbans? No
Are you currently banned from our Discord, and if so, why? No
Discord Ban Reason -
Other Information
Do you have anything else you would like to include about your application? I hope this statement doesn't come back to bite me... but I am coming home boys.. I'm coming home.