"You ever look at someone and just wonder what the fuck is wrong with them? Like who the fuck carries more then one pistol, if they're not trying to dick around with dual wielding that shit, like they're in that fucking retro ass Matrix? Oh look at me, I'm carrying 6 pea shooters wow, I'm so fucking special. Like seriously, who decided this dipshit was fit for service outside of mopping Almayer? I physically can not understand where they managed to scrape the bottom of some deltards ass to find this guy!" - Godfrey Muller, or someone, probably.