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    Your biggest OOFs as benos

    So as we all know playing xeno requres high skill and usually most deaths are a result of bad choices where the only thing i can see that isnt is really body blocking

    This thread is meant to highlight your worst death either by accident or by misjudgements

    SO here is one of mine

    Selects ice colony (ice is nice)
    Be benos
    Evo to runner
    Run of the mill furry purge
    Muharines arrive skirmish with them
    Push them back to tcomms
    Siege tcomms at half health
    Go heals in the containers
    Notices mine
    Points at the mine again to warn my fellow benos
    Points againto warn
    FUCKING POUNCES INSTEAD
    Dead benos .png
    Gets called a retard in dead chat
    Cries acid tears

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    By picking xeno.

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    Ahem, I have the best post here. Behold.unknown-11-1.jpg

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    I would call my playstyle the maximum aggression playstyle so I die in stupid ways all the time to stuff like RPGs and buckshot because I cant make l33t plays if im not going crazy against all odds. When you see a runner 1v5ing people and being a total badass then getting point blanked and dying 10 minutes later like a retard it was probably me.

    The stupidest death though is the time I was an elder praetorian (before they nerfed elder t3) and there was a dude breaking out of a nest so I went to renest him and I missed 3 neuros point blank thanks to rng and he killed me with an m4a3 custom pistol.

    The other biggest OOF is being a ancient defender and having solod preds before, I thought I was gonna be cool and beat down this pred again for fun. Too bad he had the chain whip, got 1 hit on me which stunned me then just beat me to death without me ever getting up cause it keeps stunning you over and over. It does no damage so he had to hit me like 20 times but I couldn't move so I just sit there like WTF is this shit. OOF.
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    My biggest oof was when I was standing in front of a cade on a 1-wide doorway when a crusher decided to push me into marine last-stand medbay. I knew the crusher was coming.
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    The ping-pong special:

    > Pounce on a marine in a group of marines as lurker
    > Hit by shotgun and hurled several squares
    > Hit by another shotgun from a marine there and hurled a few squares the other way
    > Hit by a shotgun from a 3rd marine and landing back near where I started
    > Crit and dead.

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    Watching a marine who is facing north randomly, deciding to pounce him despite knowing he had a shotgun. He buckshots immediately as he sees me and I pounce into all the additional buckshot and went straight into crit.


    Seeing the SADAR spec as soon as I rest as a queen.

    Going to renest someone who immediately pulls out the mag harness shotgun.

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    My biggest oof was probably a recent game.

    >Myself a Mature Lurker and an Ancient Lurker were picking them off one by one on Solaris Ridge
    >Shotty Deltard pushed south into our little room, alone, and he pounced
    >Shotty Deltard gets up like nothing happened
    >Ancient Lurker gets PB and crit but lives
    >I pounce and start slashing
    >Shotty Deltard still gets up like nothing happened
    >I get PB'd and die.
    >Ancient lurker is crit under my body, only to awaken surrounded by Deltards
    >Instantly oofed on

    I was upset.

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    Alriht this one happened a few days ago

    Spawn in as xeno
    Realize im queen
    Waged a long war took like 2 and half hour
    Whittled down marines to like 60 on high pop with 35 benos to boot
    Begins to immediatly crash in after they evac
    Rush down medbay kill like 10 humies
    Probly like 30 humies holding sd
    After two screeteches we push them back to the rods
    Third screetch into the rods
    GOOD SCREETCH knocked em all down
    retreat to let benos do work
    Confuzzled why i cant retreat
    Realized the door got shut behind me
    Marines stwrt getting up
    Imfucked.png
    12 buckshots later
    THE QUEEN HAS BEEN SLAIN
    Joins d chat hearing "DOOR MAJOR"
    round ends with lily nd her autism fort in maint
    Surpising win when she got crabbed by a suicidal carrier

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    Biggest Oof comes from back before Big Red was out of testing.

    Loaded up BR Map.
    Spawn in as Larva.
    Mature to Drone.
    Start to build hive, aciding everything like good drone does.
    Accidentally acid Plasma Tank.
    Someone sets off a flamer.

    Insert massive Fire Tornado here.

    Crashed server.

    BR lagged out so hard because of the changing pressure differentials from tile to tile that an actual vortex of flaming air erupted in the lower levels when the marines arrived and started trying to roast us out. Shit just spinning all around this one central point because of buggy Atmos coding. It was both hilarious and very stupid all at the same time.

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