How to become the ultimate USCM waifu?
Well, this thread is the answer.
Let's start, shall we?
take a look at this individual for example.
KEY PROPERTIES
- USCM Beret - When you go to meet God, you know you wanna look nice - Headband isn't a good idea, Helmets are overrated, USCM Headsets are cool with Dark Blue hair only and everything else is trash unless it's a Warden/MP Beret.
- Uncommon hair colour - White is generic and everyone has Dark Red, Orange & Yellow colours attract bugs and Pink/Dark Blue are a bit over the top. You have to be creative.
- Darker skin tone - Do I even need to explain?
BONUS POINTS
- Delta Preference - important factor, Charlie is expendable garbage, Alpha isn't a valid option and Bravo is a high risk high reward move.
- Sunglasses - Good looking, ass kicking - Ballistic Goggles are overrated and shades look autistic, on the other hand prescription glasses turn your eyes into anime eyes
- Robust - Nobody wants to have an unrobust waifu
Now, take a look at these failed attempts
They all have something in common, can you guess what? (No, not all of them were made by omicega)
Exactly, they're too snowflakish.
No. 1 - Sleeves are not rolled up, Orangish Hair and Ballistic goggles - GENERIC AND LESBIAN
No. 2 - Sleeves are not rolled up, Orangish Hair and ballistic goggles on the fucking mask slot - DISGUSTING
No. 3 - Ponytail 2, Red Hair, Skull armor and facepaint - GENERIC
No. 4 - White hair, LATEX GLOVES and most importantly doesn't have a pair of USCM combat boots. - SNOWFLAKE
No. 5 - Too generic + Charlie, nothing stands out. - CUCKLIE
No. 6 - Point and laugh, it's an alpha sniper with Yellow hair - NOT WORTH IT
Recapitulation
If you want to become the ultimate USS Almayer 4th battalion waifu you absolutely need to:
- have a hot 2D sprite
- be original
- have macros
- cropped anime profile picture on the discord ( ?� ?? ?�)
- use angled grips
- be robust
- be straight
- block challade
- stop being lesbian
- stop evacuating over fractures
- stop playing as a lesbian doctor
- play PFC or squad medic
- stop using stasis bags
BONUS: Apparently the CM discord community is unable to distinguish genders, but don't worry guys - I am here to help you out
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