Best requisitions fortification ever

[Fridrich]

I'm working in the cargo bay. There's not a lot going on and the requisitions officer just hit the recover all button to get the equipment from marines who went into hypersleep.

So I'm standing there going through this pile of shit collecting out guns, grenades, all kinds of shit. I even found a fully fit smartgun with all the little gizmos you need to make it work. At this point I have a revolver with a marksman stock, reflex sight, laser sight, and an extended barrel like some Escape from Tarkov gun porn.

As naturally happens the aliens hijack the shuttle and they are inbound to the marine dropship. I'm sitting here on this pile of weapons with everything from requisitions around me. It's go time. I grab some barricades from the equipment vendor and fortify myself in the supply room. I've got the smartgun out, a dozen variety grenades stuffed in my pockets, the tricked out magnum, and a giant pile of guns so I'm not even going to reload just throw down and go to the next one like the Vegas shooter.

Then the shuttle landed on my head.

[Daturix]

Yeet.

[Heckenshutze]

Here I sit feeling flawed, tried to YEE but only HAWED..