Shitposter Application Thread

[NoahKirchner]

High Council and Whitelist List

Shitposter Whitelist Discussion

Role Clarifications


Please follow the application listed below when applying to the position of shitposter.


1. Ckey:

2. Forum name:

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling
b) Cyber-bullying
c) Memes
d) Sarcasm


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?

9. Write a mock shitpost

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?

[TheDonkified]

1. Ckey:

lother

2. Forum name:

lother

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

general in discord

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

no cause im not a faggot

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

Warned for memes. | Wed, March 7th of 2018

Had the name 'Gay Ioser'. Told to change it next round. | Sat, January 5th of 2019

Banned |Duration: 180 minutes|Reason: Joined with the name "Lot 'Sansfromundertale' Jo", second time in a short timespan having an improper name. | Mon, January 7th of 2019

Banned |Duration: 1440 minutes|Reason: Starting the round as Lother 'Racist' Jones, making the first they said I hate black people. Continued with trying to get someone to become a part of the klan or mentioning being a part of it, intentionally borderlining on what racism is allowed and not particularly acceptable. | Thu, January 10th of 2019

Warned for LRP, running around naked pre-drop. recommend a ban for future behavior as the notes are stacking up really fast over the past few weeks. | Sun, January 20th of 2019

Warned for LRP as a Xeno after saying 'Mom I'm Steve from Minecraft', immediately understood the issue when PM'd and said they'd tone it down. | Tue, March 26th of 2019

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

yeah

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling

lol yeah

b) Cyber-bullying

yeah

c) Memes

yeah

d) Sarcasm

yeah




8. What�s your shitposting quirk?

i say the nword and then say that im black (im not black, im actually white) then i bust a nut to pokemon hentai

9. Write a mock shitpost

despite making up 13% of the population

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

im black

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?

yeah

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?[/QUOTE]

yeah

[NoahKirchner]

1. Ckey:

lother

2. Forum name:

lother

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

general in discord

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

no cause im not a faggot

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

Warned for memes. | Wed, March 7th of 2018

Had the name 'Gay Ioser'. Told to change it next round. | Sat, January 5th of 2019

Banned |Duration: 180 minutes|Reason: Joined with the name "Lot 'Sansfromundertale' Jo", second time in a short timespan having an improper name. | Mon, January 7th of 2019

Banned |Duration: 1440 minutes|Reason: Starting the round as Lother 'Racist' Jones, making the first they said I hate black people. Continued with trying to get someone to become a part of the klan or mentioning being a part of it, intentionally borderlining on what racism is allowed and not particularly acceptable. | Thu, January 10th of 2019

Warned for LRP, running around naked pre-drop. recommend a ban for future behavior as the notes are stacking up really fast over the past few weeks. | Sun, January 20th of 2019

Warned for LRP as a Xeno after saying 'Mom I'm Steve from Minecraft', immediately understood the issue when PM'd and said they'd tone it down. | Tue, March 26th of 2019

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

yeah

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling

lol yeah

b) Cyber-bullying

yeah

c) Memes

yeah

d) Sarcasm

yeah




8. What�s your shitposting quirk?

i say the nword and then say that im black (im not black, im actually white) then i bust a nut to pokemon hentai

9. Write a mock shitpost

despite making up 13% of the population

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

im black

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?

yeah

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?

yeah[/QUOTE]

Since I like to get right to the point with these things, I'm gonna come out and say it. Overall, this is a pretty good app. It's not perfect, and it certainly has its flaws, but I think it's good enough and I appreciate the refreshing break from the norm that you tend to get with these things. As for the flaws, your reasoning for deserving the whitelist is perhaps a little bit lacklustre, but I've honestly seen worse and I think you're good for the role already, so I'll take it as being humble. As for your notes, I think they could definitely use some work, and normally I'd be apprehensive to let somebody into the whitelist who doesn't at least have a few ERP notes, but I do see that you have a decent number of notes for racism, and seeing as how that is what your application is predicated on, I definitely think I can let it slide. You've obviously got some experience as can be seen by your answers to the familiarity questions, and honestly I have no doubt in my mind that you're capable of all of that, the last thing that sticks out is your lack of forum infractions. Hopefully this post will get you one or you'll get one pretty quickly after your whitelist, assuming you get it, but overall it's a pretty decent and refreshing app, and honestly the only one recently that I've really thoroughly enjoyed reading.

+1

[Asian_047]

1. Ckey: Asian_047

2. Forum name: Asian_047

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?
General Discussion

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?
Almost, I called someone a retard for making a player report on autism forts

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

As a Specialist, kept shouting memes over the radio and the and the megaphone Jaidon Wise broadcasts, "I'M GONNA SAY IT. I'M GONNA SAYY THE N WORD!
by on Fri, February 1st of 2019


Banned by |Duration: 180 minutes|Reason: LRP. Hivemind, Elder Ravager (429) (follow) hisses, 'Rawr, x3 nuzzles pounces on you owo ur so dead' Had a previous note about this as well only 8 days ago.
by on Sat, February 9th of 2019

Banned from Alien - See above
by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Sat, February 9th of 2019

Warned for OOC in IC at round end. -- Command Announcement


FUck you xenos mains, FIRE IS NOW USEFUL. GRENADES STILL SUCK THOUGH
by on Sun, February 17th of 2019

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?
Plenty

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling
b) Cyber-bullying
c) Memes
d) Sarcasm

Yes

8. What�s your shitposting quirk?
Irony

9. Write a mock shitpost
I already have done two
//showthrea...Marine-Law-SOP
In reference to //showthrea...Marine-Law-SOP

//showthrea...orphs-Delaying
In reference to //showthrea...i-Autism-forts

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
Cause I'm a fucking retard, retard

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?
No

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?
Yes

[TheDonkified]

yeah

Since I like to get right to the point with these things, I'm gonna come out and say it. Overall, this is a pretty good app. It's not perfect, and it certainly has its flaws, but I think it's good enough and I appreciate the refreshing break from the norm that you tend to get with these things. As for the flaws, your reasoning for deserving the whitelist is perhaps a little bit lacklustre, but I've honestly seen worse and I think you're good for the role already, so I'll take it as being humble. As for your notes, I think they could definitely use some work, and normally I'd be apprehensive to let somebody into the whitelist who doesn't at least have a few ERP notes, but I do see that you have a decent number of notes for racism, and seeing as how that is what your application is predicated on, I definitely think I can let it slide. You've obviously got some experience as can be seen by your answers to the familiarity questions, and honestly I have no doubt in my mind that you're capable of all of that, the last thing that sticks out is your lack of forum infractions. Hopefully this post will get you one or you'll get one pretty quickly after your whitelist, assuming you get it, but overall it's a pretty decent and refreshing app, and honestly the only one recently that I've really thoroughly enjoyed reading.

+1[/QUOTE]

thanks for the +1

i can be more racist afer i get my whitelist, and i will start posting in player reports calling staff nword to be more racism

[NoahKirchner]

1. Ckey: Asian_047

2. Forum name: Asian_047

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?
General Discussion

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?
Almost, I called someone a retard for making a player report on autism forts

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

As a Specialist, kept shouting memes over the radio and the and the megaphone Jaidon Wise broadcasts, "I'M GONNA SAY IT. I'M GONNA SAYY THE N WORD!
by on Fri, February 1st of 2019


Banned by |Duration: 180 minutes|Reason: LRP. Hivemind, Elder Ravager (429) (follow) hisses, 'Rawr, x3 nuzzles pounces on you owo ur so dead' Had a previous note about this as well only 8 days ago.
by on Sat, February 9th of 2019

Banned from Alien - See above
by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Sat, February 9th of 2019

Warned for OOC in IC at round end. -- Command Announcement


FUck you xenos mains, FIRE IS NOW USEFUL. GRENADES STILL SUCK THOUGH
by on Sun, February 17th of 2019

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?
Plenty

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling
b) Cyber-bullying
c) Memes
d) Sarcasm

Yes

8. What�s your shitposting quirk?
Irony

9. Write a mock shitpost
I already have done two
//showthrea...Marine-Law-SOP
In reference to //showthrea...Marine-Law-SOP

//showthrea...orphs-Delaying
In reference to //showthrea...i-Autism-forts

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
Cause I am a prime shitposter, retard

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?
Yes

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?
Yes

Hi there and thank you for your application!

This is a really nice app, and I definitely appreciate your response to the question about infractions. Toeing the line between breaking the rules and not being funny is something that this role really requires, and I think this is a perfect example of getting just so close that it doesn't get you banned - prime shitposting.

Your example shitposts are pretty great too, both of them are genuinely hilarious and obviously shitposts, that's something I can definitely appreciate. I'd be remiss if I didn't comment on your relatively small lack of notes, but overall, this is a great application and a great break from the monotony of the norm. You also called me a gook while I was writing this reply, and if that isn't shitposting, I don't know what is.

+1, best of luck, space asian.

[AcuteCircle]

1. Ckey:

lother

2. Forum name:

lother

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

general in discord

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

no cause im not a faggot

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

Warned for memes. | Wed, March 7th of 2018

Had the name 'Gay Ioser'. Told to change it next round. | Sat, January 5th of 2019

Banned |Duration: 180 minutes|Reason: Joined with the name "Lot 'Sansfromundertale' Jo", second time in a short timespan having an improper name. | Mon, January 7th of 2019

Banned |Duration: 1440 minutes|Reason: Starting the round as Lother 'Racist' Jones, making the first they said I hate black people. Continued with trying to get someone to become a part of the klan or mentioning being a part of it, intentionally borderlining on what racism is allowed and not particularly acceptable. | Thu, January 10th of 2019

Warned for LRP, running around naked pre-drop. recommend a ban for future behavior as the notes are stacking up really fast over the past few weeks. | Sun, January 20th of 2019

Warned for LRP as a Xeno after saying 'Mom I'm Steve from Minecraft', immediately understood the issue when PM'd and said they'd tone it down. | Tue, March 26th of 2019

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

yeah

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling

lol yeah

b) Cyber-bullying

yeah

c) Memes

yeah

d) Sarcasm

yeah




8. What�s your shitposting quirk?

i say the nword and then say that im black (im not black, im actually white) then i bust a nut to pokemon hentai

9. Write a mock shitpost

despite making up 13% of the population

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

im black

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?

yeah

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?

yeah[/QUOTE]

I read your application and I must be honest it made me cry. Last time I cried was when my mother refused to buy me a lollipop in this side store. That store was really bad to be honest, only bad people working in it, and a lot of drunkard sitting at the steps to it. My brother even used to give these drunkards massages to get one sip of their beer, and to be honest, this is probably why my brother turned out to be such a retard, if not for that one time when he fell out of the crib. He cries like a bitch too, but now that reminded me, I sometimes cry too. Your app mentioned minecraft, and that is my favorite game, so you get bonus points for that. I used to play minecraft a lot, I always would trap my friends in obsidian walls and have them ragequit the game, but I was the only one who could host a server so they came back crawling like little bitches anyway, it was awesome. Thank you for bringing back these awesome memories, man, that really is a cherry on top. Also, you say you're black, now, that is a very interesting thing to put on your application, because I always advocate that skin color should not mean you get extra points on your app. But in your case, I agree, I am glad you put that you're black on your app, because by looking at your notes, you are really stupid, and that explains why. But it is not to say that black people are not allowed on the whitelist, no, I still believe there should be reparations for Jim Crow and slavery, and that's why we kinda owe you this whitelist. Anyway, going back to your other app points, I am glad you are familiar with all of the 4 points, that really puts your app up high there, probably the best app we've gotten yet. It means you're experienced, and that is something we look for. Also, you mentioned you say n word but you're actually white, now that is a funny statement, because I totally agree with that. Your mock shitpost is also extremely detailed and proves that you would make a great shitposter. You deserve a +1.

[AcuteCircle]

1. Ckey: Asian_047

2. Forum name: Asian_047

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?
General Discussion

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?
Almost, I called someone a retard for making a player report on autism forts

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

As a Specialist, kept shouting memes over the radio and the and the megaphone Jaidon Wise broadcasts, "I'M GONNA SAY IT. I'M GONNA SAYY THE N WORD!
by on Fri, February 1st of 2019


Banned by |Duration: 180 minutes|Reason: LRP. Hivemind, Elder Ravager (429) (follow) hisses, 'Rawr, x3 nuzzles pounces on you owo ur so dead' Had a previous note about this as well only 8 days ago.
by on Sat, February 9th of 2019

Banned from Alien - See above
by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Sat, February 9th of 2019

Warned for OOC in IC at round end. -- Command Announcement


FUck you xenos mains, FIRE IS NOW USEFUL. GRENADES STILL SUCK THOUGH
by on Sun, February 17th of 2019

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?
Plenty

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling
b) Cyber-bullying
c) Memes
d) Sarcasm

Yes

8. What�s your shitposting quirk?
Irony

9. Write a mock shitpost
I already have done two
//showthrea...Marine-Law-SOP
In reference to //showthrea...Marine-Law-SOP

//showthrea...orphs-Delaying
In reference to //showthrea...i-Autism-forts

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
Cause I'm a fucking retard, retard

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?
No

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?
Yes

Ok now this app is really interesting, because you said you are not familiar with our shitpost guiidelines, but looking at this app, I can tell you're a shitposter at heart, therefore the rules are within you. The shitposts on the forums you put are very well written, I'll give you that, I will even admit that I kinda was crushing on you for writting these reports, because oh my god, can I relate to them. I am also glad you almost got an infraciton for shitposting on the forums. It is kinda a tricky question, really, because a real shitposter will shitpost so hard yet so gentle, that they will not get in trouble for that. You definitely prove that with your posts, they're just shitpost enough to skim the rules but not fully break them, and that is what we look for in our selected shitpost whitelist. I will not comment on your notes in the game, because frankly, I do not play CM, I'd rather play Barbie Adventure.

Overall, I think you deserve a +1.

[TheDonkified]

yeah

I read your application and I must be honest it made me cry. Last time I cried was when my mother refused to buy me a lollipop in this side store. That store was really bad to be honest, only bad people working in it, and a lot of drunkard sitting at the steps to it. My brother even used to give these drunkards massages to get one sip of their beer, and to be honest, this is probably why my brother turned out to be such a retard, if not for that one time when he fell out of the crib. He cries like a bitch too, but now that reminded me, I sometimes cry too. Your app mentioned minecraft, and that is my favorite game, so you get bonus points for that. I used to play minecraft a lot, I always would trap my friends in obsidian walls and have them ragequit the game, but I was the only one who could host a server so they came back crawling like little bitches anyway, it was awesome. Thank you for bringing back these awesome memories, man, that really is a cherry on top. Also, you say you're black, now, that is a very interesting thing to put on your application, because I always advocate that skin color should not mean you get extra points on your app. But in your case, I agree, I am glad you put that you're black on your app, because by looking at your notes, you are really stupid, and that explains why. But it is not to say that black people are not allowed on the whitelist, no, I still believe there should be reparations for Jim Crow and slavery, and that's why we kinda owe you this whitelist. Anyway, going back to your other app points, I am glad you are familiar with all of the 4 points, that really puts your app up high there, probably the best app we've gotten yet. It means you're experienced, and that is something we look for. Also, you mentioned you say n word but you're actually white, now that is a funny statement, because I totally agree with that. Your mock shitpost is also extremely detailed and proves that you would make a great shitposter. You deserve a +1.[/QUOTE]

haha thanks for +1. i also heard you were a girl so id be happy for you to show me the ropes haha. *blushes* lol did i actually type that haha its cause im nervous haha. lol sorry haha didnt meant to put that wierd stuff haha im actually cool irl if you get to know me. we could meet so you see im not such a dork haha lol im really cool and im rich so thats a plus haha i have like 20 mc accounts (that means minecraft for people who are really good at minecraft and i see you like mc too haha :wink lol i thought wink was emote here lol sorry im not used to these cringe forums haha lol xD any way i know my forum name is lother but you can call me by my irl name brad haha lol :P brad i play football (like real football with lioner messy and christian ronalodo i here your from europe lol im europe too at least my nana and gramps haha lol that means grandparents btw here in american lol :P) any way we should meet up lol im rich so i can get plane ticket lol pm me your name i dont want these creeps online to start hairass you lol ok i can bete them up good lol so dont worry about them haha any way im brad remember that pls brad thats my name no one else call me brad because only my friends can call me my irl name

[Bancrose]

1. Ckey:

Bancrose

2. Forum name:

Lord Retard Bancrose

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

Everywhere that isn't acid goop.

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

Atleast 45+ Rule 2 Infractions from Solarmare alone.

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

Every note in some form or way was a higher form of shitposting. I'm suprised I'm even staff tbh

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

Sleepys Disc, Any Normie Subreddit, /pol/ & /b/ & /r9k/

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling - 100% Certified since 2012
b) Cyber-bullying - I have collected a chug jug worth of xeno main tears
c) Memes - Hotter than the ovens at Auschwitz
d) Sarcasm - Dont know what this word means


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?

Ironic Retard Black Guy

9. Write a mock shitpost

Take a look at the command-center on discord.

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

I will send you to a summer camp if you dont give it to me.

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?

Illiterate, so no.

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?

no