Accidentally released a giant spider trying to feed it a monkey, which escaped and almost killed me and a couple MPs.
Had a MP request that I "refill" his huge beaker of mindbreaker toxin (it had a little in it). So I did so and then used that as justification that Mindbreaker was now legal on the ship, made a bunch, and tried to distribute it. Apparently that MP was executed, the mps raided medical, and I was staff warned to NOT offer MPs illegal drugs. It is one of my only staff notes, but it makes me laugh so I didnt contest it.