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    Thumbs up Staff Report - Jerkface000

    Offender's byond key: Jerkface000

    Character name: [REDACTED]

    Rules broken - rule 3, don't be a dick

    Jerk abused his powers to create a bitch of a disease, fake GBS that was actually a cold. He managed to fool everyone, including some dumbass researcher, into spreading it. The havok created was incredible. Marines spent 30 minutes in stasis bags, as the doctors began to die and as the PANDEMIC failed to produce a viable cure. The synth managed to create a cure but it was too late. Everyone shipside was infected, except for req who began shooting people trying to enter.

    Recommended punishment: 100 hours as flare carrier PFC

    (On a serious note: It may have been super funny to watch, but holy FUCK please god don't do it again. I honestly don't think I can handle that amount of stress again as the CMO. The magnitis thing was fine, since people knew it wouldn't end with their permadeath, which is what I recommend as a limit even if the disease itself is harmless. My heart rate is still elevated 45 minutes after the round ended. Anyways, disease stuff is cool just not on that level again.)

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    id also like to fire a report on jerk he holds the server hostage with his bad midis his midis cause me to lag so bad i was playing runner i was mature and i was jumping at this marine and then jerk played a midi and itl agged my game so hard it froze next second i was gibs why are pople like him have can play midi spam it
    Former staff, also former Synthetic senator.

    Now just a shitposter and lurker.

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    :thumbsup:

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    i was a witness to this, it cost many marines their lives +1 ban him forever
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    I witness this event as the doctor Yuri, Jerkface denied my idea for me to start a disease cult. What is this double standard? You put an epidemic and not let us start a cult? Sheesh, he is obviously griefing. File for perma pls.

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    Jerkface didn't give my tank an arty module and I got meme'd

    CLASSIC JERKFACE EVENT REEEEEEEEEE

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    being req was fun, would shoot at clueless people again

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    Do this event again, please

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    I would like to point out Jerkface's lack of sharing music title in OOC chat as I have to open up an ahelp to ask for the name of the song, very unprofessional of him to leave out such important info.

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    Ahelp: Jerk grief please ban he
    - Squad Leader Cassandra 'Boston' Ellis (and overconfident CO)

    (Probably already dead)


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