MP's what is the most shady thing you done?

[Hunk1]

yeah, the CMP that round wanted evidence, so did the CO and XO.

I remember vagely, i belive i was the CMP that round.

[Hunk1]

As CMP, executed 2 MPs with Captain's authorization and HC clearance. Took a the captain's mateba and boom.

TL;DR: MPs decided to think i was an CLF agent and tried to get me arrested and confronted with the captain when there was an HC FAX confirming my identity.

[TheDexFiles]

I remember an MP round that was practically Super Troopers in space.

The Researchers and the CL were growing and selling weed outta research, me and 3 other MPs find a drop box of joints in Maint and proceeded to test if it really was weed by smoking all the joints.

We then told the CMP about our discovery while we were all baked. He was happy we Uncovered this drug ring, but when he asked for evidence we said we didn�t have them anymore. The CMP then realized all of his MPs were baked af. I�ve never seen a CMP more mad then that round.
�You....SMOKED THEM ALL?� �The CMP looks livid�

The poor guy, we thought he was going to have a coronary from all the stress we 4 put him through.

My Mp squad just had shenanigan after shenanigan in that round. The CMP then had us bust the CL & researchers, but unbeknownst to him, we divvied up all of their drug money and the remaining weed between the 4 of us.

After all of that, we all followed the CMP around the ship like puppies which made him EVEN more mad.

We also invented the games of taser tag, where you play tag with tasers; and gun toss, where you play catch with your sidearm. These made the CMP livid too lol.
OOC the CMP was dying laughing but he Roleplayed his character�s outrage very well.

This was a very long time ago and I was a very NEW player on CM, but still one of my more memorable rounds.
I do remember Apop and a few other mods got a real kick out of our shenanigans.

[kooarbiter]

i was once ordered to wear my beret by the CMP



I didnt listen

[AcuteCircle]

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[kooarbiter]

yes children, post your stories so ihahaha can ban you for breaking rule 15 hahahahahahaha

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rules are for nerds, mp gang forever

[alexpkeaton]

Booked two marines for intoxication on coffee when they were shaking during the briefing. I had good intentions, just get them medical attention so they can get deployed. Squads don't like my interpretation, I've found...

Both arrests ended up escalating into serious sentences with resisting and assault. Other marines got involved... interfering with an arrest, assault... Clusterfuck.


...I'd do it again.

[SASOP55]

All the other MPs were annoying me so I locked them all in one brig cell and walked away (two MPs a synth and the CMP).

[alexpkeaton]

All the other MPs were annoying me so I locked them all in one brig cell and walked away (two MPs a synth and the CMP).

Was this the round where I tried to arrest the CMP and (actually did arrest) Maja for prevarication? Sounds about right.

[SASOP55]

Was this the round where I tried to arrest the CMP and (actually did arrest) Maja for prevarication? Sounds about right.

Yep, the round where research was breeding xenos, bribery and I stole the normandy during the boarding action only to return because I got spooked by a noise.