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    Quote Originally Posted by Sora9567 View Post



    So, after we got our asses royally kicked, CO Bill Carson executed his patented Carson flank, basically sending the squad fragments into the garbage disposal to get torn to pieces. However, because I had the foresight to bring the only sentry left, we ended up winning, thanks to Snake being a mad man and pushing into the boiler cloud and comrade sentry mowing down fools.

    Oh, as for why there's no sound, I scrubbed the audio because I was in the middle of a conversation about sandwiches and the merits of sandwiches. You guys don't need to hear that.
    Great, expect another Sentry Nerf in a week. And how dare you assume we don't wish to hear about sandwhiches

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    https://streamable.com/tn2jd I was killed and gibbed by the queen shortly after this...

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    Delta engi major that for sure
    Nathen Isaler
    PFC/Squad Engi/MT

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    https://youtu.be/vojrNStJYH4

    After killing a zoomer pred I got my hands on the mask, using it to offscreen SG xenos with surprisingly good results. This is probably the best play I have pulled out since 2017, throwing a chemnade and using the mask & SG combo to bump it right under the boiler was something epic.



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    So, in an arena that I wasn't actually responsible for this time, there were Gladiator xenos that were there to get normal xenos/marines/Predators to fight. We didn't pay attention to the numbers, and things escalated from there.
    Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
    Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel

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    You decide to play one round as xeno and





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    Playing as my Synth Felix. Command accidently calls an OB down onto hydro. It lands literally 2 tiles from where I am standing.


    Somehow I survived, it kills all 10 other marines standing nearby.

    My arms and legs? Gone. In redbar. Dying and calling for help.

    When the doctors recovered me and revived me I took a couple steps to see.



    Your movement jostles the human bone fragments in your chest painfully.

    Your movement jostles the human bone fragments in your chest painfully.

    Your movement jostles the human bone fragments in your chest painfully.



    They OB'ed me so hard I had MARINES stuck in me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeardedWall View Post
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    I love how one guy just fucking slowclaps as the OB comes down
    Beno XZ-A6, Drone and occasional AT gunner

    Benjamin Thomas, a marine that can do pretty much anything not command-related without fucking it up too badly

    Also, I have no idea what I'm doing.

    Community mentor 10/5/2019 - present

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    LOOC: Gunner Finlay: WHY SURVIVOR IS FULL WITH NEW PLAYERS


    Curtis Weeter claps.


    LOOC: Gunner Finlay: THIS IS PAINFUL


    LOOC: Curtis Weeter: don't worry, i'll let you die first


    Ivan Kosicky fires the HG 37-12 pump shotgun (Wielded)!


    You are hit by the additional buckshot in the groin!
    Something inside your groin hurts a lot.
    You are hit by the additional buckshot in the groin!
    Something feels like it shattered in your groin!
    Curtis Weeter screams!
    Curtis Weeter screams!
    You are hit by the shotgun buckshot shell in the right arm!
    You are now carrying HG 37-12 pump shotgun with one hand.
    The blast knocks you off your feet!

    LOOC: Curtis Weeter: amazing

    LOOC: Ivan Kosicky: Did I seriously

    LOOC: Curtis Weeter: yes

    LOOC: Ivan Kosicky: no fucking way

    LOOC: Curtis Weeter: you just killed me lol

    LOOC: Ivan Kosicky: LMAO SORRY I legit missclicked

    LOOC: Ivan Kosicky: LMAOOO

    LOOC: Curtis Weeter: Amazing



    Ivan Kosicky says, "It turns out, I was more dangerous to this survivor party than the aliens ever were."

    Ivan Kosicky says, "I am a doctor myself."

    Curtis Weeter stammers, "Momma... just killed a-a man... put a gun against his head~ Pulled my trigga- now he's deaaad!"

    Ivan Kosicky says, "That same song went trough my head."

    Ivan Kosicky says, "When I accidentally pulled my trigger on the shotgun."

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