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    Quote Originally Posted by ChainsawMullet View Post
    It feels like every time I play Lurker I encounter meme moments.


    I think he did this purposefully, was Charlie SL that round, another delta I think, Joseph Haggart, kept also trying to "pointblank" but instead fired in front of marines whilst targetting limbs, dick moves.

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    The Ballad of Kennard 'Bayou' Edwards

    I begin the game as the Corporate Liaison.
    The game starts out normally, send fax to WY about arriving over LV-624. However, I soon see chatter on the radio about a mysterious ladder showing up. Hell breaks loose as UPP board the ship, and a sudden power abnormality occurs, everything on the ship shuts down. I'm locked in my bedroom next to my office.

    I have no light.

    I hear gunshots and screams in the halls. I scream for help, but no one comes. I sit alone in the darkness for what feels like hours.

    I make friends with the nearby coffee cup.

    I attempt to blast my way out, but run out of ammo.

    Later, the radio springs to life, the marines have managed to restore power to the comms. Unfortunately, the lights are still off. I gleefully call for help, for someone to please get me out of my office.

    No one acknowledges.

    I hear chatter about a virus spreading through the ship. People are dying.

    I'm all alone.

    I scream in desperation, "PLEASE! SOMEONE! AH'M BEGGIN YA!"

    More time passes. I pound on the walls. I pound on the shutters. I punch the shutter controls. Nothing works.

    Suddenly, I hear the sound of pulse rifle fire in my office. The walls get riddled with holes. Light begins to pour into the room and cuts away the darkness. The wall finally gives in and falls. The marines walk in, surprised at my being alive. I thank them from the bottom of my heart. I'm free! Finally free!

    I walk out of my office for the first time since I awoke, and tears fill my eyes.

    I enter a war torn deck of a space ship. Bodies everywhere.

    I take one step forward.

    A gunshot fills the air.

    A Russian shot me in the fucking face.
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    my queen bruh moment

    Iran strikes back

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    https://streamable.com/510cv The pains of a Charlie SL

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    Bravos are a special kind of people.

    https://gfycat.com/flawedwarpedazurevase

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChainsawMullet View Post
    Bravos are a special kind of people.

    https://gfycat.com/flawedwarpedazurevase
    Holy shit, I was there for that lol, everyone was like "What the fuck just happened?"

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    We were fighting in the corridor north of canteen on prison. I was sporting dual shottys and trying to keep a medic who was defibbing a downed marine safe when a warrior comes along. We fight for a bit, the medic throws a HEDP and the warrior grabs me and throws me on top of the HEDP. I died horribly.

    Not even mad.

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    Why is this the new thing that keeps happening to me?

    https://gfycat.com/distantfaintbluewhale

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    So, after we got our asses royally kicked, CO Bill Carson executed his patented Carson flank, basically sending the squad fragments into the garbage disposal to get torn to pieces. However, because I had the foresight to bring the only sentry left, we ended up winning, thanks to Snake being a mad man and pushing into the boiler cloud and comrade sentry mowing down fools.

    Oh, as for why there's no sound, I scrubbed the audio because I was in the middle of a conversation about sandwiches and the merits of sandwiches. You guys don't need to hear that.
    Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
    Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel

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