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    Angry Da science of colon marhene must be fix

    The MT-Survivor:tm: Corporation have gathered their most elite scientists and have discovered a HORRIFYING and UNACCEPTABLE flaw in the Colonial Marine 13 game: The unga unit to mL Conversion rate is not only non-standardized, but are in UNACCEPTABLE quantities. This RUINS the RPability of CM13, and you Devs call CM13 """""""MRP""""""".


    According to our scientists, based on experimentation, we have gathered several measurements that create ABSURD implications for food and substance consumption.

    Conversion to mL via Blood-harvesting.

    When extracting the blood from a dead PFC, we have determined that a Marine contains approximately 5 beakers, or 600 unga units of blood. Considering the AVERAGE marine is 180 lbs, and the average blood quantity relative to weight is about 7%, the average amount of blood in a Marine is 12.6L or 12600 mL. Dividing this quantity by 600 unga units results in a conversion of 1 UU: 21 mL.
    What are the implications?
    Each sip from a canteen is 105 mL.
    Each Tramadol pill, aka heavy PAINKILLERS, are 315mL.
    Inaprovaline, which is 30 uu, is 630 mL. UNREASONABLE!!
    How do you expect these volumes of fluid to just be reasonably stuffed into pills and forcefed to humans without any negative implications? Are Marines just that pathetically thirsty and weak? That's not only against the vision of the Devs for Marines but is JUST L O W R P, and we AREN'T low RP.

    Conversion to mL via Soy Conversion.

    If 1 jug of soy milk in the canteen equates to 1 gallon. We can convert this gallon into mL ( 1 US Gallon = 3750 mL ), then divide that by 50 units, aka the amount of soy per jug of... soy. This results in a WHOPPING AMOUNT, OF 75 mL! How do you expect Marines to CASUALLY CONSUME LITERS UPON LITERS OF MEDICINAL FLUIDS IN THE BATTLEFIELD? Unrealistic!
    Imagine being a Marine in real life and your corpsman FORCEFEEDS you... yes YOU, 3 liters of Medicine: 1 liter for Bicard, 1 for Tram and 1 for Kelo. Does this seem reasonable to you CLOWNS? And do you just think canteens are water tanks, able to carry 4.5 L of fluid? How do the Marines account for this absurd logistical nightmare? Are Wey-Yu wizards that can defy PHYSICS and LOGIC altogether?

    According to secondary studies by our TOP MINDS, we have ALSO determined that 1 unga unit can equate to 30, or 18 mL.
    With these RIDICULOUS AND PREPOSTEROUS values, we MUST standardize THESE VALUES, to REASONABLE levels for HUMAN MARINES to CONSUME. How can you expect to be seriously called a MRP server when you have Marines forcefeeding entire gallons of Medicine to dying Marines, 20-50% of their blood level? YOU CAN'T. WE MUST ENSURE THAT OUR COLON MAHREE VIDYA GAM IS GOOD MRP SERBURR!!! 2 do dees we MUST FIX the units system of this GAM!

    TOO LONG NO REED: Marines are THIRSTY Re:Tards according to the Devs, and I am OFFENDED, as a MARINE MAIN!!!!!!!!!111111oneone

    FIX OR DIE TOE-BEE-NERD

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    xenos mad
    marines THIRSTY

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