-Whitelist councils are useless and bancrose is a over-glorified note keeper
-All your DMs about "Guess what ur mod did" I don't take seriously and blow smoke up your ass
-Admins and developers really run this server
-I dont really give a fuck if you got noted and you dont like it. Cry more about it to someone who cares
-2/3rd's of the mod team I would drown if I had the chance
-Edgardo is the greatest player on CM
-Calling someone a boomer is not racist/offensive
-Grimcad and I don't really discuss anything CM related, but mostly how to be a better grill master in DMs
-I became mod manager because no else wanted the job
-I die a little more on the inside dealing with this cesspool of a community every day
-Sleepy Retard controls what I do CM wise and his CM Illuminati
-I've sworn revenge against Jamie when he didn't give me free dominos pizza coupons and am slowly destroying his server from the inside
-I secretly work for Disney/Fox Entertainment and have been ratting the community out for years for a big pending law suit
-I drive AcuteCircle nuts by sending her DMs with cilantro pictures
-I should probably promote a trial moderator, but instead I waste my time shitposting
-EORG is a dumb ban and I want to abolish it
-Having a magna carta of unwritten rules is dumb and I want to abolish it, and make the server have fewer rules
-Xenos are nothing but a overglorified ant colony
-Developers are xeno mains, CABAL was right all along
-Marine law and MPs are a reason to soft grief players
-Whitelist for CO/Synth are dumb, because any moron can shitpost in announcements or build stuff/do medical
-Omicega is the smartest man on CM and I agree with anything he says 110% even if its the controversial truth
-I dont take anything seriously, like this thread for instance
Is this a shitpost, or is this the truth...
That's up for you to determine
*laugh3