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Thread: Why do we fear the big issue?

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    Why do we fear the big issue?

    Why are we all discussing various things like ML, queens forced evolutions, division between ship and OA.

    Clearly no one dares to address the big problem.
    Even Cabal stays clear of the subject at hand.

    Yes it requires a new role, yes he would have all access.
    Yes his word would be greater than the CO and not only above the law but with psychic powers to rival Queen mother!

    But you all have seen it! Squad preps are a mess! We need the janitor back! The recycler is never turned on (except by some weird MP that happens to patrol there every shift start)

    Stop cowering in fear for the mop and bucket. The ship needs a janitor. And once clean he'll go to the OA clean the fobbits and then wash out all the Xeno spit and blood.
    His mop in one hand. A bucket pulled over the head of the CO in the other. Riding a crusher like a janicart. With the queen running in terror before he sprays her mouth again with space cleaner!

    All unite demand the janitor the time is now!

    Tl;dr admins Jani now plix

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    The answer is simple, mere mortal: MT.

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    The only one capable of wielding such power and not being corrupted by it has long since been banned from the game. No one but Gerdy could handle this level of power, so its better we dont open this pandoras box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CABAL View Post
    The answer is simple, mere mortal: MT.
    Purple outfit Cabal it is how he controls the benos.
    Besides the MT has power ob repairs and has to listen to his boss. The janitor is the boss the bucket his religion the mop his weapon. Even high command fears its power.

    Their combined might merely divided his power in his holy artifacts. One day these items will bring forth his resurrection! All we require is the catalyst. A bucket filled with 1/3 space cleaner 1/3 clowns blood and 1/3 well.. Water damn space cleaner is expensive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichodemius View Post
    Purple outfit Cabal it is how he controls the benos.
    Besides the MT has power ob repairs and has to listen to his boss. The janitor is the boss the bucket his religion the mop his weapon. Even high command fears its power.

    Their combined might merely divided his power in his holy artifacts. One day these items will bring forth his resurrection! All we require is the catalyst. A bucket filled with 1/3 space cleaner 1/3 clowns blood and 1/3 well.. Water damn space cleaner is expensive!
    Purple outfit still exist. In the Big Bread shrine (also ICE) there are holy janitorial closets, where you can snag even GALOSHES! and PURPLE HAT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterShakeEZ View Post
    The only one capable of wielding such power and not being corrupted by it has long since been banned from the game. No one but Gerdy could handle this level of power, so its better we dont open this pandoras box.
    I agree, Gerdy is the only one

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    We could timelock the Janitor role so that it's balanced by rarity. 100 hours as CO, 100 hours as Synth, 100 hours as (Sexual) Predator, and at most 1 hour as MP.

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    Who speaketh' the name o'gerdy

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    Quote Originally Posted by gerdy View Post
    who speaketh' the name o'gerdy
    lord gerdy, he lives!

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    Make it an ERT option.

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