Why are we all discussing various things like ML, queens forced evolutions, division between ship and OA.
Clearly no one dares to address the big problem.
Even Cabal stays clear of the subject at hand.
Yes it requires a new role, yes he would have all access.
Yes his word would be greater than the CO and not only above the law but with psychic powers to rival Queen mother!
But you all have seen it! Squad preps are a mess! We need the janitor back! The recycler is never turned on (except by some weird MP that happens to patrol there every shift start)
Stop cowering in fear for the mop and bucket. The ship needs a janitor. And once clean he'll go to the OA clean the fobbits and then wash out all the Xeno spit and blood.
His mop in one hand. A bucket pulled over the head of the CO in the other. Riding a crusher like a janicart. With the queen running in terror before he sprays her mouth again with space cleaner!
All unite demand the janitor the time is now!
Tl;dr admins Jani now plix