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    The Super Unga ascension

    You see Private named Unknown in the distance, his face torn off in the cruel battle that occurred in the frontlines of hydro, scarred by many HEFA fragmentations, an aura of hope shines around him. A bunch of tier one and two xenos glare at him in a distance, as he stands upon the dead bodies of his comrades. They try to carry on with their business on boarding inside Alamo as Queen screeches for her children to come in, but a few curious xenos come up to this man.

    They point at him, start doing the notable CTRL+arrow key dances, humiliating the private, not even giving him any sign of violence, knowing they still outnumber him as he's just a mere baldie with the E1 tag, he became a toy of amusement. The man draws his M37 recoil compensated gyroscopic shotgun, pointing at the filthy xeno scum as he calmly starts to explain about it..

    "This is a super unga." he says, looking dead-eye on the crowd of xenos, they only happen to laugh at him. The man carries on drawing a second M37 recoil compensated shotgun, yet again explaining his action..

    "This is what is known as a Super Unga ascended past a Super Unga, or you can call this a Super Unga 2."

    The xenos giggle a bit and a Hivelord says "What an useless combo, you've taken a second shotgun, so what?"

    "Just you wait!" shouts the PVT, as he draws a pair of laser designators and lases for coords next to him, telling command in the radio chatter to send his drop. Few moments later, a crate falls from the sky, as command starts talking through their channel.

    "Has he really found a way to go past a Super Unga 2? Can he really do it?" the executive officer says in a deep, serious tone.

    "He must be bluffing, what would that make him? Double ascended?" says the 18 year old, long pink hair Captain.

    A few moments later, the PVT opens the crate, as he starts spamming the audible emote known as *scream repeatedly. Inside the crate are two MK221 Tactical shotguns and two gyroscopic stabilisers, both preloaded with buckshot. He continues spamming *scream as some xenos get their byond clients crashed due to poor sound updates, and some just staring in awe as to how he doesn't get muted for his screams.

    The PVT begins ramming the gyroscopic stabilisers onto the tactical shotguns for good five minutes all the while audible emote spamming, a message appears, stating he was finally successful upon attaching them. As the xenos wake up and others get their minds together, they notice the two MK221 shotguns being dual-wielded. They shiver, start screaming for Queen Mother and retreating..

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    Tres unga
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    But buckshot? Load them with machete

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    ..... The bloody fool has achieved Super Unga 2 before... This is to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND UNGA!!!!!!!!!

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