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    Bald Marine's Quest



    You are a MARINE aboard the USS WARRANT. Your feet are cold. You are also bald.

    What was your name again?

    Choose a First Name from the word bank:



    Choose a Last Name from the word bank:


    Then offer a suggestion for nickname.

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    Dick Schlobber

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just L View Post
    Dick Schlobber
    Ah, Dick Schlobber. It just rolls off the tongue.

    An update to this quest will happen in 24-48 hours.

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    I want to continue this, but I got the blues real bad.

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    Awwwww, plz
    Dick Schlobber needs to see how it feels to be ODed by medic stacking

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    No rush. If you post when you feel like posting I guarantee there will still be people here to enjoy it.

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    Thanks everyone. I'll try to power through this.



    You are Dick Schlobber, Private First Class in the Colon Marines. You first task to place the proper authorized materials into your stomach-pit. In the Mess Hall, you have your choice of the following:

    PIZZA

    HAMBURGER

    PIZZA-BURGER

    SPAGETT (Tactical)

    TOFUBAR

    or dyhydrated POWER SLUDGE


    Vote on what the most important meal of the day is.

    Sitting next to you are PFC Chunk Burganza and PFC Bernadette Splaps. Burganza may or not be choking on his food and Splaps is incessantly huming the tune to Power Rangers while trying to eat a slice of pizza crust first. Neither is eating with the aid of their hands. In addition to food-eat duty, you can attempt interact with these two.
    Last edited by PFC Snots; 02-28-2020 at 09:27 PM.

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    pizza time

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    Dick Schlobber looks like a man who would eat some SPAGETT (Tactical) of course
    For an action try to steal Splaps pizza crust
    The laziest Bravo medic main that used to only use a flamer.
    LCPL George ‘swamp’ Grills [Bravo (Med)] says, "What a libtard lmao”
    Now I main Alpha ahhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamer man Grills View Post
    Dick Schlobber looks like a man who would eat some SPAGETT (Tactical) of course
    For an action try to steal Splaps pizza crust
    Quote Originally Posted by Memesky View Post
    pizza time


    You reach for and easily extract the PIZZA SLICE. As soon as you do, Splaps abruptly shouts out "DELTA SQUAD!" and immediately runs off. You briefly get a view of her tattoo as she goes:



    You decide to dispense a TACTICAL SPAGETT from the USCM Meal Vendor.

    The noodles are especially tough and come baked with strands of paracord. In lieu of a meatball, you recieve an M15 Fragmentation Grenade. Both of these you can add to your MARINE SATCHEL.

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