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    Wait, you are telling me you arent supposed to loot your dead squadmates corpses for all your supplies?

    In that case...Well, you are a bravo who will most certainly get FOB duty.

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    because komrade sentry, a fucking scatter gun and some explosives on defense sounds like a fun time. No use in having a tac designator if you dont get a chance to murder all your allies with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnwaveringGrey View Post
    ====TO SURVIVE A WAR YOU GOTTA BECOME WAR KIT====
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    The Die Tired kit
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    The Die Tired kit.
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    ====TO SURVIVE A WAR YOU GOTTA BECOME WAR KIT====
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    We will use the DICE GODS to determine the tie-breaker:


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    The dice gods have chose the path of blood. Since I'm such a nice guy, I'll throw in the PTSD as a bonus.



    You can make your way to BRIEFING and wait like a good boy or you can wait in line for ATTACHMENTS.
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    Butt into the KITCHEN to see the CHARLIE BREAKFAST instead. Might be worth a giggle if the EDGELORDS are about.

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    Briefing is for losers. No one wants to listen to some Boomer Captain with a funny accent drone on about unimportant stuff. Besides, the first thing they teach you in basic is that a marine is nothing without his ATTACHMENTS.

    If we get there quick enough we might even be able to get some underslung "marine bees" before they run out.
    Last edited by UnwaveringGrey; 03-16-2020 at 07:18 PM. Reason: Marine bees
    Typically plays: Adan Perez - A Charlie marine. Otherwise playing DZ-###-Y, the runner that's running around spinning like a 6 year old on a sugar high.

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    Head to req to make your weapon turn from boring and vanilla to the bane of all xenos. Aswell as some HEFA crates, so you can hide it from delta if the RO didn't make the call to lock them away.
    Last edited by spikeops; 03-17-2020 at 09:33 AM.

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    Instead of waiting in line for attachments or waiting in briefing, you should instead go punch some MP looking ass.

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    Yeah is crime an option?

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    Go to your local cargobay and ask for all the marine bees. Just all of em. Maybe some additional thing to make gun look cool but non-functional. Idk brah
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    Quote Originally Posted by yayyay007 View Post
    [...]Butt[...]
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    Briefing is for losers.
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    HEFA.
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    punch some MP looking ass.
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    Yeah is crime an option?
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    [...]marine bees. Just all of em. [...]


    You decide to head to the REQUISITIONS LINE in order to secure MARINE BEES. Hopefully there will be some left. The REQ LINE has changed over the years, and with the lowering of enlistment standards for the COLON MARINES, it is now a fenced off trough of sorts. The floor is sticky and smelly with MYSTERY STAINS and MYSTERY BLOODS.

    In front of you is PFC PHILLIP CHORKMAN who is a shotgun mans and behind you is LCPL HOLLY PLEB who is an engineer. They are both in BRAVO and you can speak words through your mouth at them. At sometime you will need to engage the age-old ritual of courting them as a BATTLE BUDDY so try to earn RAPPORT POINTS with them in DIALOG.




    CRIME is always an option, but the MPs look on through the fencing with cold, cavernous shaded eyes. You catch a glimpse of SSGT FLINT HARDCORE and SSGT THUNK MUNGER, pictured left to right. It is best not to garner their ire until you have LEVELED UP.




    Just ahead of Chorkman, an especially belligerent colon marine plunges screaming through a TRAP DOOR. A sinister laughter emerges from the REQUISITION BOOTH. Below in the darkness you hear a splash of MYSTERY FLUIDS and a GARBLED CRYbefore the hatch closes. Another victim of the displeasure of CARGONIA.
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    >run a finger through one of the MYSTERY STAINS and LICK it

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