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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHorizons View Post
    >run a finger through one of the MYSTERY STAINS and LICK it
    Make sure to maintain eye contact with the MPs while licking the stain in order to assert dominance. Then strike up a conversation with the other marines in the req line. Maybe ask what they know about the upcoming op?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnwaveringGrey View Post
    Make sure to maintain eye contact with the MPs while licking the stain in order to assert dominance. Then strike up a conversation with the other marines in the req line. Maybe ask what they know about the upcoming op?
    Quote Originally Posted by MrHorizons View Post
    >run a finger through one of the MYSTERY STAINS and LICK it


    >run a finger through one of the MYSTERY STAINS and LICK it[/SIZE]



    With slow, horrible deliberateness, you streak your finger tips across the sticky discolored goo adhering to the floor of the REQ LINE and dab them to the tip of your tongue while maintaining direct eye-contact with the MPs.



    The attack was super successful.



    SSGT FLINT HARDCORE is hit with Status Effect APPALLED

    SSGT THUNK MUNGER is hit with Status Efffect NERVOUS



    PFC PHILLIP CHORKMAN is hit with Status Effect AMUSED. You have gained +2 RAPPORT POINTS for some freaking reason...

    LCPL HOLLY PLEB is hit with Status Effect BEWILDERED and will be confused for the remaining of the round.

    You should probably begin dialog with PFC PHILLIP CHORKMAN now before he speaks to the CARGO TECH or you can choose to speak to LCPL HOLLY PLEB now.

    You have gained the defect DISGUSTING AFTERTASTE and will reduce the benefit of FOOD until you have WASHED OUT YOU MOUTH OF WHATEVER THAT WAS YOU FREAK.

    it tasted like sadness and failure...
    Last edited by PFC Snots; 04-09-2020 at 01:28 AM.

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    Success!

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    Ask Chorkman how he feels about the color swapping of slug and buckshot shells back when. He probably wants to share stories of sick shotgun frags and the Lance needs some time to think through things.

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    Let chorkman speak with the cargo techie for his attachies, meanwhile you should explain to your confused ailly, Holly Pleb, that you did what you did in order to intimidate the MPs, and not for your stupid levels of curiousity.

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    Definitely chat with Chorkman. He laughed at our antics so he probably gets our style. Chat with Pleb if Chorkman gets distracted by talking with Req.

    Unless we can just start a normal conversation between all three of us. Then do that.

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    Joke that the mystery stain "still tasted better than the pizza MRE" to try and amuse all four of the nearby soldiers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roaven View Post
    Ask Chorkman how he feels about the color swapping of slug and buckshot shells back when. He probably wants to share stories of sick shotgun frags and the Lance needs some time to think through things.
    Quote Originally Posted by spikeops View Post
    Let chorkman speak with the cargo techie for his attachies, meanwhile you should explain to your confused ailly, Holly Pleb, that you did what you did in order to intimidate the MPs, and not for your stupid levels of curiousity.
    Quote Originally Posted by UnwaveringGrey View Post
    Definitely chat with Chorkman. He laughed at our antics so he probably gets our style. Chat with Pleb if Chorkman gets distracted by talking with Req.

    Unless we can just start a normal conversation between all three of us. Then do that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Just L View Post
    Joke that the mystery stain "still tasted better than the pizza MRE" to try and amuse all four of the nearby soldiers.


    CHORKMAN opens up immediately once you mention shotguns. He seems to be a fanatic on the subject. His shotgun is named "CLEMENTINE" and has killed 30 UPP Soldiers. Half of them in battle. CHORKMAN commends you on your way with intimidation. You already sense that CHORKMAN will be a close friend. He pats you on the shoulder and heads up to dance with CARGO.



    PLEB is still suffering from CONFUSION. Even as you try to explain your posturing for dominance, she just stares at you blinking and just muttering "uh huh" over and over again. YOU HAVE FAILED THIS DIALOG PATH. It's your turn to get SUPPLIES anyway.



    That snide look of contempt, or perhaps amusement , belongs to none other that SGT FLOWERS. The hazy smell of CONTRABAND wafts from the barred off CARGO CAVE.

    "Alright you unga, what's your poison?"

    HOW TO ORDER:

    Each person who posts can choose one of the following:

    1 MAJOR ITEM or
    1 MEDIUM ITEM and 2 MINOR ITEMS or
    5 MINOR ITEMS


    NOTE: You have to ask very carefully for CONTRABAND items.

    ITEM LIST:

    Major Items:

    Marine Bees x 2
    Fires specially trained IFF bees. Almost a warcrime.

    Katana
    Folded like a thousand times or something.

    Motion Tracker
    Bleep-Bleeps when the bad guys are close.

    First Aid Kit
    So you can glue your guts back in.

    Tac Sawed-Off
    Perfect for close encounters of the commie kind.

    Bouncing Betty X 2
    Fling their bodies to victory with the cutest of beeps.


    Medium Items:

    War Drugs
    Injector filled with angry juice. Wicked label of a snake curled around dagger.

    FM-5-K1 Urban Camouflage
    Field manual for blending into the background.

    FM-5-J3 Improvised Explosives
    Make murder poppers with household materials.

    FM-5-H8 Field Medicine
    Glue you or your friends guts back in the right order this time.

    FM-5-R1 Chemical, Nuclear, and Biological Threats
    Has an illustration of a charred skeleton.

    Multi-Tool
    A key for opening all kinds of stuff. Or breaking it. Mostly breaking.

    Range Finder
    Peep on the enemy or the girl's side of the camp.

    E-Tool
    Dig your friend's grave easier. Combination hooligan tool for wrecking shit.

    Minor Items:

    Armament
    Magazine filled with the future of murder shooters. Cover features a pancor jackhammer.

    Battle!
    Government issued comic book featuring the adventures of Captain Unga against the evil Dr. Commie.

    Popular Tech
    Magazine featuring gizmos and whatsits. Smoking hot Synthetic babe on the cover.

    Modern Particle
    Magazine featuring the latest in long-distance flash-frying. Non-euclidean cover hurts your head.

    Xhilerate [CONTRABAND]
    Dirty magazine. Newfangled tech print supports pin-ups with 30 frames of animation.

    Acturia [CONTRABAND]
    Dirty magazine for those with a taste for the exotic. Is that a catgirl on the cover?

    Medical Tag
    Stick it on wherever the medics can see it for faster healing?

    Bullet
    Attachable gun charm of a little bullet. Neat.

    Chibi
    Attachable gun charm of a Yujiko from the animated Unga-chan anime series.

    Grenade
    Attachable gun charm of a little grenade. Cute.

    Mohito
    Attachable gun charm of a tiny tropical drink. Cheers.

    Kaiju
    Attachable gun charm of a radioactive stompy lizard. Roar!


    Free:

    Extra Flare Pack
    Paint Marker (White)
    Colon Marine Patch
    Helmet Webbing
    Face scarf
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    First, rip off our left ear, Van Gough style. Then offer it to the cargonian as an offering to this vessel’s version of ASRS, which I’m sure has a better acronym, like DERP (Departmental Equipment Retrieval Platform).

    Next, let’s get a free face scarf and wear it in a manner that purposefully shows our sacrifice to Lord DERP. Besides, air is good for open wounds, we’ve heard.

    Next, what we came here for... We order the bees.



    With our bees newly gotted, and similar-looking flies probably now orbiting our gaping ear hole, let us see if he is willing to give us anything else for our sacrifice.

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    WHO DOESNT LOVE WARDRUGS?

    Aswell as a webbing vest for free extra storage. While thinking about said wardrugs, wielding them in your hand, you consider going up to research to bully them into giving you one of those weird new drug vests. A.C.I.D you can faintly remember them calling it. Its medical capabilities may prove vital in preventing heart failure caused by the concoction you are going to inject into your bloodstream at some point or another.

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