Quick, while the MPs are still in shock, loudly and confidently announce an order for:
[5 x Acturia Magazines]
Abscond with the smut before the MPs come to their senses...
We came here for bees. Specially trained, freedom loving, anti-communist bees. A swarm of small patriots that we can call on to serve America. Through sheer willpower alone we can resist the urge to make other req orders, even though they would be hilarious and would make the MPs even more uncomfortable...