Sentry Needs a Nerf

[Allakai]

Yes, hello? I have a formal complaint to the dev team behind this totally unepic knock off of the very successful Colonial Marines shooter. I will have you know I am a very successful xeno main. Specifically a lurker. I always get called sweaty and stuff in dchat when I finally die to bullshit. But that's because people can't handle my skills

Anyway, let me get onto the BS of this dumb game. Sentries. Marines are so lazy and too busy meta rushing the hive at 20 minutes they have to get these stupid auto turrets to camp for them. Like wtf?? Xenos don't get auto turrets that entirely block a flank from me trying to board the Almayer so I can pad my KD with defenseless doctors and engineers. This is BULLSHIT.

Why do marines get all the cool epic haha funny memes? We don't get "muh comrade sentry". I demand xenos get something equivalent or Sentry gets nerfed to be useless.

-Sincerely, your local non-sweaty xeno main

[Critilius]

COMRADE is doing well even in forums. Exenos mad.

[AlbertBlackwell]

comrade sentry too stronk for xeno mains, also xeno building and muhrine stuff coming soon

[Outcast Seer]

They laughed at him. They mocked him. They bullied him.

Now they fear him.

[Driker]

I say we give Marines access to more of Comrade Sentry. Let's see how hard enemy lurker sweats.

[Destrok]

imagine when they figure out OP was shitposting

[Outcast Seer]

Complaint:
I see 1-2 survivors die to comrade sentry every prison round.

Proposed Solution:
Fix n00b survivors.

[Driker]

Only complaint: I see 1-2 survivors die to comrade sentry every prison round. Please fix n00b survivors.

They are the needed sacrifice to empower Comrade Sentry

[Allakai]

imagine when they figure out OP was shitposting

Bro, what do you mean this is 100% serious......

[GDIS Pathe]

How to Win SD Defence: Bring 3 or more Comrade Sentries and make the Benos tear their non existent hair out