In a recent CMP game, me and my very scientifically motivated colleagues established "The Scientific faculty of Riot Control" (SRC for short), and we applied the scientific method to our jobs, We asked ourselves the question: If an MP fires a tear gas grenade into a crowd of rioters, how many are affected/incapacitated by this? This is obviously very important, and will change the entire landscape of the game once we get the answer.
In order to see who are incapacitated, we shot tear gas grenades at each other while wearing different kinds of face and eyewear.
At the moment our findings are meager at best, as we haven't tested out every single article of clothing, but the list of tested clothing will be expanded soon.
Eyewear that prevent the blinding effects of tear gas:
Medhud
RPG goggles
Facewear that prevent the painful effects of teargas:
Breath mask
Scarf(red)
Gas mask
Pure facts are not good without any numbers, now, getting numbers through just looking at marines is a very problematic process, as they all run away when they see the CMP. There is however a way of getting these numbers: The morgue. This is where anyone who's willing to assist in my pursuit of science come in. Any soldiers who are dead at the morgue should all be counted up, and sorted into three categories: Those who wear protective eyewear, those who wear protective facewear, and the total amount of corpses counted.
So far I've only counted this:
Corpses: 3
Mask wearers: 2
Eye gear wearers:1
Once this list gets big I'll use my meager statistical knowledge and write a paper for a meme.
(Is this acid goop tier btw?)