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    Ruin A Wish

    Rules are simple, you are a tricky dickhead that grants wishes but twists them into something you'd never want.

    ruin the earlier poster's wish, then post ur own eg:
    "I wish for a pizza"

    "Granted but you are violently allergic to pizzas.

    I wish for world peace"

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    ok lets do this g*mers

    I wish for a cute xenomorph gf

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    Quote Originally Posted by lmwevil View Post
    Rules are simple, you are a tricky dickhead that grants wishes but twists them into something you'd never want.

    ruin the earlier poster's wish, then post ur own eg:
    "I wish for a pizza"

    "Granted but you are violently allergic to pizzas.

    I wish for world peace"

    --

    ok lets do this g*mers

    I wish for a cute xenomorph gf
    That one is easy. You get the Xenomorph “girlfriend.” Some say she’s a princess. Others know that she’s actually a Queen. You didn’t say she had to like you, right?
    Last edited by Moosetasm; 03-13-2020 at 10:44 PM.

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    remember to make a wish ensive: my poor gf

    edit:

    i wish for a blimp
    Last edited by lmwevil; 03-13-2020 at 11:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lmwevil View Post
    remember to make a wish ensive: my poor gf

    edit:

    i wish for a blimp
    You get a ticket to the hindenburg

    I wish this thread wasnt lame

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    This thread ceases to be lame but it will naggingly drag on and on

    I wish the Marines get an Orbital Nuke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casada_Radio View Post
    This thread ceases to be lame but it will naggingly drag on and on

    I wish the Marines get an Orbital Nuke.

    When ever they fire the nuke it gibs all living humans giving a instant Xeno major


    I wish for a non-bugging mouse
    The laziest Bravo medic main that used to only use a flamer.
    LCPL George ‘swamp’ Grills [Bravo (Med)] says, "What a libtard lmao”
    Now I main Alpha ahhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamer man Grills View Post
    When ever they fire the nuke it gibs all living humans giving a instant Xeno major


    I wish for a non-bugging mouse
    You get one but then realize it doesn't have an USB jack and you have no idea where to get a converter for its old ass connector type.

    I wish for five dolla
    Sheeesh this boy LRP as hell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50RemAndCounting View Post
    You get one but then realize it doesn't have an USB jack and you have no idea where to get a converter for its old ass connector type.

    I wish for five dolla
    Congratulations, you now have five very obvious counterfeit "dolla", bills.

    I wish for no wishes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChainsawMullet View Post
    Congratulations, you now have five very obvious counterfeit "dolla", bills.

    I wish for no wishes.
    And instead you get a djin who won't shut up about giving you wishes

    I wish for a new gaming rig
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    Now just a shitposter and lurker.

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    The new gaming rig doesn't run windows

    I wish for two wishes

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