Ruin A Wish

[DefinitelyAlone0309]

Granted, but you cant do much since people will usually abduct you or put you on their head as a hat or you get instantly killed by others.

I wish there are more meme COs

Granted, but there will be so many meme COs that heads will remove the CO whitelist and make XO the top dog instead.

I wish I would get a nice hat

[optimisticdude]

Granted, but there will be so many meme COs that heads will remove the CO whitelist and make XO the top dog instead.

I wish I would get a nice hat

Granted, but I get to wear and keep the hat.

I wish that I could get my Synth Suspension ended faster.

[Me_Bigsnail]

Granted, but I get to wear and keep the hat.

I wish that I could get my Synth Suspension ended faster.

Sure, but you will be unable to grab any kind of weapons (including e-tool) and you will be forced to use help intent as synth because you cant be left alone in a room with a queen.

I wish I wasnt a bald CO

[YarHar1]

I wish I wasn't a bald CO

Granted, you now look like chewbacca with the sheer amount of hair you have now.

I wish I was a better medic

[Gwuhja]

Granted, you now look like chewbacca with the sheer amount of hair you have now.

I wish I was a better medic

Granted, but Xenos end up meta-targetting you because of how good you are and Queen gibs you.

I wish the submachine gun was viable, two handed or not.

[Moosetasm]

Granted, but Xenos end up meta-targetting you because of how good you are and Queen gibs you.

I wish the submachine gun was viable, two handed or not.

Granted. The submachine gun is buffed into viability. To balance this, it is made kit exclusive, and only 2 are available in Req.

I wish that the devs could balance the game so that the ratio of wins to losses becomes a true 50/50 split.

[Casada_Radio]

Granted. The submachine gun is buffed into viability. To balance this, it is made kit exclusive, and only 2 are available in Req.

I wish that the devs could balance the game so that the ratio of wins to losses becomes a true 50/50 split.

Granted, it is finally balanced to 50/50...and then devs decide to buff Predators and Pred players start griefing everyone.

I wish people would stop flaming the Queen and Ravagers.

[YarHar1]

I wish people would stop flaming the Queen and Ravagers.

Granted, insulting the queen or ravager is now a bannable offense

I wish HEFA delt more damage to xenos

[Memesky]

Granted, insulting the queen or ravager is now a bannable offense

I wish HEFA delt more damage to xenos

Granted, HEFA now instantly kills marines.

I wish MPs got buffed

[AcuteCircle]

Granted, HEFA now instantly kills marines.

I wish MPs got buffed

Now their tasers are autoaim, they have an activated supression tool that allows then to put down every single marine down for enough time to drag the offender off the dropship, but now to become an MP you must fill out a whitelist application that requires 10 different paperwork forms as well as 10k story.

I wish I could roll Queen 100% of the time