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    USCM Dossier: Dr. Hawkington Beauregarde Blokkumsworth


    UNITED STATES COLONIAL MARINE CORPS
    DIVISION OF RESEARCH AND MEDICAL SCIENCES
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    PERSONNEL FILES




    DATABASE ORIGIN: USCM CENTRAL INFORMATION REPOSITORY
    SUBJECT: Dr. Hawkington Beauregarde Blokkumsworth
    ID NUMBER: 80085P-EN15-D00-D00
    Aliases: Hotwheels, 有机技工
    Rank: Major
    Gender: █████ █████████
    Age: 69
    Nationality: Post-Norwegian, Half █████████
    Languages: English, Mandarin, Street Xhosa
    Birthplace: Neo-Tønsberg
    Height: 6'
    Hair Color: N/A
    Eye Color: N/A

    Notable Marks: Lack of eyes, mouth, and nose.

    Likes: The Otamatone™, Reticulating Splines, The works of Henri Mattisé (The "Gar Mange" of his lines are derivative of the Neoclassicist's pastel insouciance)
    Dislikes: Hippocratic Oath, Regulations, Hand Washing

    Official Military Psychological Report

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    RELATIONS

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    hawke
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    Dislikes: Hand Washing


    Overall, this is one of the best dossiers I have ever seen someone write for this game. It's funny, it fits the character, it works your character's lack of face into the story, and it's written well.

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    hawke blokkum is one of the most awesome CM players alive
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    I was treated by him yesterday, I think for a punctured lung because I was mostly blind and kept blacking out. But anyways, he grabbed me, chucked me into the scanner. When I said I couldn’t see, he mumbled “good,” pulled me out of the scanner and dragged me into the OR... HIS OR. I managed to type before I was sedated “Holy shit, I’m not THAT blind!”

    When I was let out, I gave him the old Sgt. Shultz. “I saw nothing, NOTHING.”

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    hmmm today I will roleplay being constipated on CM
    Max Judge, the 45 year old slightly fat man with an unfitting action hero name.

    Fred, the worrisome synth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4000daniel1 View Post
    hmmm today I will roleplay being constipated on CM
    None of it would have happened if the CL just let me use his toilet!

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    Beast hotwheels

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    the don is back

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