Following the (hopefully temporary) withdrawal of Cakey and Dorkkeli becoming almost the same colour as heads of staff on discord, I am now in charge of the Monkey Whitelist.
The application format will mostly remain the same, however additional questions will be present.
Please follow the application listed below when applying to the position of monkey.
1. Ckey:
2. Forum name:
3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with?
4. Can you speak in ook?
5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger?
6. Do you have any monky experience?
7. Are you experienced in:
a) Eating Banana
b) Screaming
c) Hiding
d) Making people smile
e) Being a Goonstation Monkey
f) Throwing your own excretion at others
8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?
9. What's your monky's quirk?
10. Write a mock monky character dossier
11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?
13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so?
14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?
15. Do you think this is epic? (Link)