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    Arrow Monkey Whitelist Re-Opened

    Following the (hopefully temporary) withdrawal of Cakey and Dorkkeli becoming almost the same colour as heads of staff on discord, I am now in charge of the Monkey Whitelist.
    The application format will mostly remain the same, however additional questions will be present.




    Please follow the application listed below when applying to the position of monkey.

    1. Ckey:

    2. Forum name:

    3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with?

    4. Can you speak in ook?

    5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger?

    6. Do you have any monky experience?

    7. Are you experienced in:

    a) Eating Banana
    b) Screaming
    c) Hiding
    d) Making people smile
    e) Being a Goonstation Monkey
    f) Throwing your own excretion at others


    8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?

    9. What's your monky's quirk?

    10. Write a mock monky character dossier

    11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

    12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?

    13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so?

    14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?

    15. Do you think this is epic? (Link)
    Last edited by Novacti; 04-04-2020 at 08:00 AM.

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    1. Ckey: 50RemAndCounting

    2. Forum name: 50RemAndCounting

    3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with? The reliable, the classic, the C H I M P.
    Farwas are based as well.

    4. Can you speak in ook? OOH OOH AAH AAH EEE EEE EEEE EEEE

    5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger? I have saved many monkeys from unnecessary harm, sadistic torture and unethical experimentations and am adept in healing monkys from life-threatening injuries quickly and efficiently.

    6. Do you have any monky experience? I have a great amount of experience in being a monky, succesfully furthering interests of myself and my fellow monkys. Some of my exploits include taking on the thankless task of being a MONKYCOP, going far and wide accross the galaxy in order to enforce the Simian Law with my trusty tazer. My work was cut short, however, when I was felled in line of duty by vile yirens.

    7. Are you experienced in:

    a) Eating Banana - Of course. I'm a banana main, eating bananas is as easy as breathing.
    b) Screaming - I am an expert screamer and many people can attest to my screaming ability.
    c) Hiding - I am a veteran hider, having much experience in vent crawling, locker hiding, cloak device using, infiltration, disguises and hiding in plain sight.
    d) Making people smile - I most certainly am
    e) Being a Goonstation Monkey - Having played Goonstation for a respectable amount of time I am fully aware of a goonstation monkey's capabilities and the threat they possess if forced to chimp out by human meddling.
    f) Throwing your own excretion at others - few living beings - friends and enemies alike - can withstand my shit-flinging wrath.

    8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?

    FUCK YEAH

    9. What's your monky's quirk? My monky is an expert at sweet-talking and lying to humans in order to get what he wants, and finds great delight in spreading disinformation/confusion in order to further his or his fellow monky's goals and interests.

    10. Write a mock monky character dossier

    Spoiler Spoiler:


    11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
    So basically

    I'm monky IRL

    I ook and chimp and howl with the best of them.

    After much deliberation and time spent perfecting my monkey buisness I finally feel ready to be granted the honor of CM's most prestigious whitelist.

    A whitelist that isn't merely a whitelist, but destiny manifest. A call to greatness.

    Our finest hour approaches, and only the worthy will prevail. I intend to be one of them.

    12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines? - I most certainly am.

    13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so? - The devil has beckoned me to join the trainer team but I'm yet to give him a final answer.

    14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist? Ooh ooh aah aah!

    15. Do you think this is epic? (Link) - Yes

    Also yes

    Also absolutely Y E S.
    Sheeesh this boy LRP as hell!

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    1. Ckey: Ladwhy

    2. Forum name: Ladwhy

    3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with?
    Chimpanzee

    4. Can you speak in ook?
    Oook ook AA AA ook

    5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger?
    Of course, she was getting bullied by some kids at the zoo, they were throwing rocks at him and I showed him a good place to hide.

    6. Do you have any monky experience?
    Aa aa.
    7. Are you experienced in:

    a) Eating Banana: eating bananas is my profession
    b) Screaming: screaming at the top of my lungs is a hobby
    c) Hiding: I am lurking in the dark....
    d) Making people smile: Ooooooooka ook
    e) Being a Goonstation Monkey: No, sadly
    f) Throwing your own excretion at others: I can guarantee you that I am a sniper when it comes to this

    8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?
    OOK A OOK *yeet*

    9. What's your monky's quirk?
    Always there to help fellow monkeys in need, either by helping them lick their wounds or ook-therapy

    10. Write a mock monky character dossier
    I like to show my white-shining ass at people who pass by.
    I will also make them feel uncomfortable.

    11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
    I would do fine as a monkey because uhhhhhHhHH ook ookania

    12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?
    I've read them multiple times.

    13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so?
    Perhaps.

    14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?
    Absolutely.

    15. Do you think this is epic? (Link)
    I like how the grandparents are just vibing, but when I hear that voice... I can't get it out of my head... ook...

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    @ladwhy


    Ook, OOK, OOK?!

    ook. Oook?
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    1. Ckey: TyroneDadWhisperer

    2. Forum name: Same as da above

    3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with?
    Mongy, if unavailable Ape he go Ooh Ooh Aah Aah

    4. Can you speak in ook?
    Depends on which variation of Ook, Queen's Ook is a no-Brainer, Northern Ook can be tricky at times, but yes.

    5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger?
    I have saved multiple Primate brethren from the jaws of the cold abyss of death, some call me the Protector of Primates, though if not a little eye-rolling

    6. Do you have any monky experience?
    Extremely Experienced, I didn't apply because I was BAD, that'd be daft.

    7. Are you experienced in:

    a) Eating Banana - Like second nature I have a near 10-1 record of being the fastest and most efficient banana muncher this side of the Duncan passage
    b) Screaming - Near fluent in all dialects of Scream, Screech, Shrieking, Bawling, Hollering, you name it
    c) Hiding - Its a great trait to have to be able to be an Incognito mongy, I am able to hide in perfect daylight, with our Bipedal brothers.
    d) Making people smile -
    e) Being a Goonstation Monkey - Uttering their name is cause for Court-Martialing, But yes
    f) Throwing your own excretion at others - None can withstand my poo-flinging, shit spewing gaze, anyone that dares trespass have made a grave error in judgement

    8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?
    I can do so without even noticing, I become fixated in a trance-Like state where all I CAN do is chimp out, Its a never ending cycle which will never end

    9. What's your monky's quirk?
    He's an extremely sophisticated mongy, he has read numerous Sapien leather bound books

    10. Write a mock monky character dossier
    The light shone dimly in the War-Room
    "Ook Ook?"
    The mongys noded in agreement, the pact between the Farwa's and Yirens was concerning, such acts have been outlawed following the great Cataclysm of 2156 when almost 200,000 innocent Primates lost their lifes.
    "Ook, Eek Ook!" Uproar from the pews followed, this wasn't just an act of aggression against the Nation of Mongeria, it threatened the very balance of stability across the Animal Kingdom
    Suddenly a loud thud came from the head of the room his eyes furrowed and easy
    This was a declaration of war.

    11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
    I'm fvuckieng awesme

    12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?
    Of course Ook when you Eek and Eek when you Ook, THOUGH, don't ook when you Ook and Eek when you Ook, if you catch my drift.

    13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so?
    Last instance I saw HIM for selling one of my kidneys to the devil for a can of Salt and Vinegar Pringles (The big can mind you) after that I've no other encounters with this fellow.

    14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?
    Uhhhh

    15. Do you think this is epic? (Link)
    Very funny, gave me a good, hearty bellowing laugh.
    Last edited by TyroneDadWhisperer; 04-04-2020 at 11:36 AM.

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    1. Ckey: not sure what this is

    2. Forum name: sleepy

    3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with? yautja

    4. Can you speak in ook? nope

    5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger? nope

    6. Do you have any monky experience? nope

    7. Are you experienced in:

    a) Eating Banana nope
    b) Screaming np[e
    c) Hiding nopf
    d) Making people smile np
    e) Being a Goonstation Monkey nope
    f) Throwing your own excretion at others nope

    8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ? yes

    9. What's your monky's quirk? im not a monky

    10. Write a mock monky character dossier dont wanna

    11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist? cause

    12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines? nope

    13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so? yep

    14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist? nope

    15. Do you think this is epic? (Link) nope

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    1. Ckey: optimisticdude

    2. Forum name: optimisticdude

    3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with? chimpe

    4. Can you speak in ook? yes

    5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger? yes

    6. Do you have any monky experience? yeah me monke

    7. Are you experienced in:

    a) Eating Banana yes
    b) Screaming YES.
    c) Hiding no
    d) Making people smile yes
    e) Being a Goonstation Monkey yes
    f) Throwing your own excretion at others yeah

    8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?
    give me back my catchphrase you asshole
    9. What's your monky's quirk?
    he is monke
    10. Write a mock monky character dossier
    OOH OOH AHH AHH
    11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
    because i made funny chimp out meme
    12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?
    idk
    13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so?
    no
    14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?
    no
    15. Do you think this is epic? (Link)
    no

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    1. Ckey: YarHar1

    2. Forum name: YarHar1

    3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with? Mammalia, though I do want to try a monkey from the Reptilia class

    4. Can you speak in ook? Ook. Oo, ok koo, ook.

    5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger? No. I watched them die and laughed.

    6. Do you have any monky experience? I saw a monkey at the zoo once and they seemed to like me.

    7. Are you experienced in:

    a) Eating Banana: Very
    b)Screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    c) Hiding: yes
    d) Making people smile: Never, I am a instrument of chaos
    e) Being a Goonstation Monkey: Ook.
    f) Throwing your own excretion at others: Yes

    8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT? OOK OOK OO OKE OOK!

    9. What's your monky's quirk? i will murder any gorilla regardless of the obstacles that would prevent me from doing so

    10. Write a mock monky character dossier

    DATE: 4 April, 2020
    TIME: 5:28 PM
    SUBJECT: bastard #2
    NOTES: jesus christ he keeps killing everyone we put in his pen by shoving actual feces in their throat until they choke to death. if you stand within 5 feet of this "monkey" you can only write in comic sans. i'd say all we can do is pray to god to smite him if I didn't already know he killed him as well. oh god oh fuck he's ou
    END OF NOTES

    11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist? because when I asked the witch doctor if I deserved the white list she said "oo e oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang" which means yeah

    12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines? no because my monkey speaks in a tongue not of this world and so for immersion he can't read this

    13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so? i am satan

    14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist? kinda yeah

    15. Do you think this is epic? (Link) OOK OOK OO OKE OOK!

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    @TyroneDadWhisperer Gonna need your discord to give you the whitelist.
    @Sleepy Retard Ur un-epic.
    @optimisticdude You can't copyright a phrase. Welcome to monkey club.
    @YarHar1 Yes.
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    1. Ckey: hahaha

    2. Forum name: ahahah

    3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with? ahahagahahagagagagag

    4. Can you speak in ook? yes i speak english

    5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger? no

    6. Do you have any monky experience? Aahahhaahah

    7. Are you experienced in:

    a) Eating Banana
    Hahah
    b) Screaming
    Ahah
    c) Hiding
    Ahahahah
    d) Making people smile
    Ahahahahs
    e) Being a Goonstation Monkey
    Youre a goon
    f) Throwing your own excretion at others
    ahahahah

    8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?
    ahaha

    9. What's your monky's quirk?
    haha

    10. Write a mock monky character dossier
    Ahahahahahah... Ahahahshshshhshshshsshshahshagaggaagagagagag

    11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist? Ahagagagag

    12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?
    Ah

    13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so?
    Hahahaha

    14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist? feces

    15. Do you think this is epic? Ahahahhahhh

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