Ex- Predator Council Senator, Mentor Manager, Discord Moderator and Moderator Trainer
My wall of medals: https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1...it?usp=sharing
Discord: Novacti#0505
1. Ckey: Snooper44
2. Forum name: Snooper44
3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with? Shaman 'Whisperer of Bananas'
4. Can you speak in ook? Ook Ah
5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger? Yes
6. Do you have any monky experience? YES
7. Are you experienced in:
a) Eating Banana YES
b) Screaming YES
c) Hiding YES
d) Making people smile YES
e) Being a Goonstation Monkey Ook
f) Throwing your own excretion at others YES
8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ? YES
9. What's your monky's quirk? Shaman, whisperer of bananas
10. Write a mock monky character dossier
born on a banana tree, he has since had the ability to speak to the bananas his kind love so much. Thus gaining their worship and tribute.
11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist? I am a real monkey.
12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines? Yes
13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so? Only the banana god
14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist? Yes
15. Do you think this is epic? (Link) Yes
Commodore Greg Lauffer
Whitelist Maintainer
January 1st 2021 - June 28th 2021
@Snooper44
YES
Ex- Predator Council Senator, Mentor Manager, Discord Moderator and Moderator Trainer
My wall of medals: https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1...it?usp=sharing
Discord: Novacti#0505
1. Ckey: Just L
2. Forum name: Just L
3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with?
Chimp Commando
4. Can you speak in ook?
Ick Ook Bing Book Walala-bingbong
5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger?
I bravely rescue monky from LV, research containment, hive, and delta prep
6. Do you have any monky experience?
I have 100% completion rate on every Ape Escape game
7. Are you experienced in:
a) Eating Banana - Potassium is very important, always. Banana>Apple
b) Screaming - unknown.png
c) Hiding - Metal Gear Solid Tactical Aperations is my code name
d) Making people smile - Yes, especially the person readng this
e) Being a Goonstation Monkey - No
f) Throwing your own excretion at others - I have eliminated the need to even throw by practicing projectile shitting
8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?
OOKA CHAKA
9. What's your monky's quirk?
He is an expert at ranged combat and wears a pair of sunglasses to hide the big scar on his face
10. Write a mock monky character dossier
My Monky has no name, he lived a tortured past by being refused one banan for breakfast this morning... now he's back for revenge
11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
I'm really goddamn hairy so I am basically a monky
12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?
Monkrine Law especially so.
13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so?
Yes, but I'm Jewish so I worded the contract in my favor.
14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?
Of course.
15. Do you think this is epic?
Gamer as FUCK
@Just L
SCREAM LOUDER!!!!
Ex- Predator Council Senator, Mentor Manager, Discord Moderator and Moderator Trainer
My wall of medals: https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1...it?usp=sharing
Discord: Novacti#0505
Please follow the application listed below when applying to the position of monkey.
1. Ckey: Phoenixx0
2. Forum name: Obliviouss0
3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with?: The good one. The Great Ape named OOK DOOK.
4. Can you speak in ook?: Ook, Ook?
5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger?: I save monkey for 5 seconds when played Bowie as synfvivor. Never saw that Monkey again afterwards. o7
6. Do you have any monky experience? Of course. I OOK OOK, until they BOOK BOOK it.
7. Are you experienced in: of course.
a) Eating Banana : NANA WHER?!
b) Screaming : OOOOOOOOOOOK
c) Hiding : Of course not- I mean.. OOOOK! OOK EEEK!
d) Making people smile- ?
e) Being a Goonstation Monkey- Wat is is Eekstation?
f) Throwing your own excretion at others- =)
8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?:
OOK OOK. LET ME IN. OOOK OOK!!?W @HB
9. What's your monky's quirk?: shining his shoe
10. Write a mock monky character dossier: EEE EEEK. HA HEEE.
11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist? To be one with the ook you have to BE the ook.
12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines? mY bRaIn HuRtS
13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so? o7
14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist? ook?
15. Do you think this is epic? (Link) Y e s
Player of Rodrick Fisher and Bowie. Roughest darn darn darn darn darm darn.... thing out there.
Creator of a small guide on how to be a successful researcher:
@Obliviouss0 hat kid smug dancing for ∞ hours
Ex- Predator Council Senator, Mentor Manager, Discord Moderator and Moderator Trainer
My wall of medals: https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1...it?usp=sharing
Discord: Novacti#0505
1. Ckey: DekoToast
2. Forum name: DekoToast
3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with? I appreciate a fine farwa every now and then, but my major is in applied Chimpo-dynamics.
4. Can you speak in ook? E̷̯͎̿͝ͅE̶̛̥̻͐K̸̪̪̪͂̈́ ̷̛̬̹͒̍O̴̦̓O̸͔͒̇K̸̘̜̏͘ ̵͔̔À̸̪͙̦H̵̳͙͍̕Ḥ̴̺͋Ğ̵̬ ̷̛̻̑Ö̵͍̒͆O̵̦͓̮͂̅̈́K̷̢̒̀
5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger? My Monkey-Rescuing abilities are legendary.
6. Do you have any monky experience? You bet. I have preformed extensive monkey research (research done while being a monkey) in my time on the station of goons.
7. Are you experienced in:
a) Eating Banana: Already ate 5 while banging my head against a keyboard to type this.
b) Screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
c) Hiding:
you bet
d) Making people smile: I will fill their mouth with so many bananas they will be incapable of expression.
e) Being a Goonstation Monkey: YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT.
f) Throwing your own excretion at others: Both IC and OOC. (JK) but fr tho
8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ? HELL YES
9. What's your monky's quirk?: He is actually a secret agent sent in by the CLF (Chimpanzee Liberation Front.)
10. Write a mock monky character dossier:
Agent File: #151511
Name: [Re-monk-ted]
Operator Tag: Agent Ooker-Actual
Clearance Level: Triple-Cavendish
Current Assignment: Deep cover in W-Y facility Sorokyne Strata. Undercover as local wildlife, providing us with vital information on local ecosystem and corporate research.
Bio: Agent ████ joined us after the Chimpanzee uprising in the Trijent Dam Colony. He was brought to our attention after dispatching multiple armed W-Y PMCs without use of a weapon. Ooker has displayed incredible aptitude for self-defense and undercover operation, as well as displaying skill in the ancient art of Kung-Feces.
Throughout multiple covert operations, Agent ████ has proven himself to be a valuable asset to our organization. However, his long-term reliability is questionable, as he is loyal to himself alone.
His skills are greatly appreciated, but steps should be taken to... "ensure" further cooperation.
11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?: Am monke, this is my birthright.
12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?: As a Monkey, I cannot read. Rules do not apply to a being with my raw energy but I wont actually break any server rules
13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so? Yes, but I signed my name in monke, so she wont be able to collect.
14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?: I WILL NEVER BE DETHRONED yes I understand
15. Do you think this is epic? (Link): That is literally me. AND YEEEEESSSSSSS. OOOKKK OOOOOK GAHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rain 'Hail' Atkinson (Human Roles): Slayer of Xenos and babysitter of PFCs
Medals
Spoiler:
NV-XXX-C6 (Xeno Roles): CRUSHER GANG CRUSHER GANG
Whitelisted MonkeyDamn You Boomermin, the Monkeys will rise again
Spoiler:
Mentor - 6/5/2020
@DekoToast yes
Ex- Predator Council Senator, Mentor Manager, Discord Moderator and Moderator Trainer
My wall of medals: https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1...it?usp=sharing
Discord: Novacti#0505
1. Ckey: Kryth
2. Forum name: Kryth
3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with?
THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE MONKEY, A CHIMPIN MONKEY
4. Can you speak in ook?
OOK OOK OOK OWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOO OOOOOO OOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
6. Do you have any monky experience?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
7. Are you experienced in:
a) Eating Banana
https://gyazo.com/3b6fe3a58e48b3e330aa3f4ee56df7cb
b) Screaming
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
c) Hiding
d) Making people smile
ook
e) Being a Goonstation Monkey
ook
f) Throwing your own excretion at others
ook
8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
9. What's your monky's quirk?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10. Write a mock monky character dossier
ook?
11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
ook
12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?
ook
13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so?
hmmmmmm oook
14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?
ook
15. Do you think this is epic? (Link)
ook