Monkey Whitelist Re-Opened

[BatHoovyDood]

Please follow the application listed below when applying to the position of monkey.

1. Ckey: BatHoovyDood

2. Forum name: BatHoovyDood

3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with? Ook-task force leader.

4. Can you speak in ook? Ook.

5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger? I am the danger.

6. Do you have any monky experience? I monky.

7. Are you experienced in:

a) Eating Banana Ook.
b) Screaming OOOK!
c) Hidingook
d) Making people smile OOK
e) Being a Goonstation Monkey Ook. (Actually yes, fucking bastard geneticists)
f) Throwing your own excretion at others Yes in character and out of character

8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ? O O K !

9. What's your monky's quirk? Monky has a gun

10. Write a mock monky character dossier

Name: Monky
Tools: Gun
Goal: Bloodshed

11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

As stated previously, I monky.

12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines? I not a bitch monky, didn't read the guidelines.

13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so? Only for bananas.

14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist? Didn't read them, but sure.

15. Do you think this is epic? (Link) I don't know what it is, but yes.

[Novacti]

@BatHoovyDood no


EDIT: actually, if you could DM me why you want to be a monkey, I may change my mind

[VortexGaming]

1. Ckey: Vortexgaming

2. Forum name: vortexgaming

3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with?
I prefer the more tanks gorilla caste
4. Can you speak in ook?
I’m black so it was my first language learned
5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger?
I have depending on the monkey’s social status in the hierarchy
6. Do you have any monky experience?
I’m black so in a way I’m already monkey
7. Are you experienced in:


a) Eating Banana
b) Screaming
c) Hiding
d) Making people smile

Im black so all of these are a given, I have a video of me eating banana’s if needed

8. What�s your monky's quirk?
I generally sling doo doo at people I dislike, if it’s a person I do like however I will generally try and bring them shiny items

9. Write a mock monky character dossier
My monkeys name is “AH AH! Ho ah! Ho” I am a 2 foot tall monkey who is quite known for his stinky doo doo that he throws
10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
I am black so I am the closest you can get to a monkey, I also have experience ckeying into monkeys and monkeying around. I have all 3 whitelists most notably the predator whitelist which is the closest whitelist to being a monkey.
11. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?
Of course
12. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?
I do because bad monkeys die

[Novacti]

@VortexGaming you're racist.

[VortexGaming]

No Im black

[Dreven]

1. Ckey: Drevenshekel

2. Forum name: Dreven

3. What class of monky are you most comfortable with? Delta Monkey

4. Can you speak in ook? oonga

5. Have you ever saved a monky in danger? uhhh yes of course

6. Do you have any monky experience? I once blew up 3 xenos and 5 marines with a monkey bomb and also i nearly got banned for sacrificing one at briefing one time

7. Are you experienced in:

a) Eating Banana
b) Screaming
c) Hiding
d) Making people smile
e) Being a Goonstation Monkey
f) Throwing your own excretion at others

oonga ah ah

8. Are you able to CHIMP OUT ? its my speciality

9. What's your monky's quirk? mashallah brother

10. Write a mock monky character dossier
my monky use bomb ooh ahah aha boom

11. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

i dont
12. Are you familiar with Monky Guidelines?

of course not

13. Have you made any deals with the devil within the last month or so?

yes their was a two for one

14. Do you understand that breaking the Monky Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the monky whitelist?

no

15. Do you think this is epic? (Link)

okay i wont lie this song ruined my country for a solid few months

[Novacti]

@Dreven

a 2 for 1 deal is the sweetest kind of deal

[Novacti]

Monkey WL has died to Thanos snap. RIP Monkey WL.

[Swagbag]

i got monkey WL without even making an app

[ThesoldierLLJK]

The dream is dead...

You could have prevented this doctor compy...