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    Sing us a song you're a squad engineer [Squad Parody]

    It's piano time on Ice-Colony,
    The regular minge shuffles in
    There's a bravo sitting next to me
    Making love to his plasteel barricade.

    He says, "Son can you help me defend FOB."
    I'm not really sure if I will
    For I don't want to die whilst
    They'll all retreat
    And die in a younger man's clothes.

    "don't sing us a song you're squad engineer.
    Go, defend the F-ooOB
    Well we're all in the need for an evac right now
    And you're not doing shit if at all...

    Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
    He gets me my drinks for free
    And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
    But there's someplace that he'd rather be.

    He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
    As a smile ran away from his face
    "Well, I'm sure that I could get a distinguished bar
    If you'd get the glock out my face."

    Now Paul is an undergrad engineer
    Who never had time for a gun
    And he's talking with Davy, my HEFA 'nade lady
    And probably will be for his' life

    And the CL is practising politics
    As the Delta slowly gets killed
    Yes they're sharing an OP they call "fucked up now"
    But it's better than another MP call...

    "don't sing us a song you're squad engineer.
    Go, defend the F-ooOB
    Well we're all in the need for an evac right now
    And you're not doing shit if at all..."

    It's a pretty good RO for solo'ing
    And the Chief MP puts me in jail.
    'Cause he knows it was me who kept John up on leave.
    I ain't got much life left for now.

    And the ARES sounds like a red alarm!
    And the firing line looks like CIC.
    And they sound an alarm and chamber a fire.
    And say, "Man, Dropship 1 got hijacked again."

    "don't sing us a song you're squad engineer.
    Go, defend the F-ooOB
    Well we're all in the need for an evac right now
    And you're not doing shit if at all...

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    This was a great read. Sorry I don't more constructive feedback. It was a lot of fun and really inventive. A big casserole of a lot of the elements that make up a round. Excellent work.

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    This was pretty dope.
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