A Thread Dedicated to Machete God Compy

[ChengChan]

I can't stop laughing.

[Doctor Compy]

You sliced the Elder Warrior (UW-864-U) with the M2132 machete.

The Elder Warrior (UW-864-U) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw.

You put the M2132 machete into the H5 pattern M2132 machete scabbard.

DEAD: Katrina 'Ashen' Ostward says, "They clearly don't need the only person who knows how to use a fucking SADAR"

SSGT Calum 'Crockett' McDonald says, "Chad czech"

(Lockdown was just opened up and the entire hive rushes in right after I killed the Warrior)

The Elder Queen spits at the floor!

You are hit by the neurotoxic spit in the left leg!

The Elder Praetorian (RA-439-G3) rears up and readies a massive stomp!
The Elder Praetorian (RA-439-G3) roars!

The Elder Praetorian (LI-392-S7) spits at Madeline 'Compy' Czech!

You are hit by the acid splash in the left arm!

You are knocked over as the ground shakes underneath you!
You are knocked over as the ground shakes underneath you!

The Elder Spitter (FI-842-O) vomits a flood of acid!
Your feet scald and burn! Argh!
LCPL Madeline 'Compy' Czech cries out in pain!

The Elder Praetorian (LI-392-S7) spits at Madeline 'Compy' Czech!

You are blasted with a bolt of acid!

You are hit by the acid splash in the left arm!

The Elder Queen spits at Madeline 'Compy' Czech!

The Ancient Spitter (ACE-474) spits at Madeline 'Compy' Czech!

You are hit by the neurotoxic spit in the left leg!
You are hit by the acid spatter in the chest!

The Ancient Spitter (ACE-474) vomits a flood of acid!

Your feet scald and burn! Argh!

You really need some painkillers!
Your source of light shorts out.

[Bob]

please stop you're ruining the machete for me

[Cimo]

bro what does 'Compy' even mean smh

[Doctor Compy]

bro what does 'Compy' even mean smh

Compsognathus

[CABAL]

Compsognathus

Lil'dino from Jurassic Park... Cool.

[Swagbag]

[Moosetasm]

So, on rounds where Madam Compy is the CO, she should should replace briefing with machete training classes.

[Doctor Compy]

So, on rounds where Madam Compy is the CO, she should should replace briefing with machete training classes.

Genius idea

[Ordosian]

It is LRP to run at huge monsters with melee. You are 100% officially banned from doing this.