User Tag List

Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Meme Guide Thread

  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2019
    Posts
    453
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Meme Guide Thread

    Spoiler Spoiler:


    Guide to "Grenade Made In Hell"(HEFA)
    ================================================== ==

    Are you tired of not getting kills?
    Do you find guns too difficult to use?
    Is Alpha squad your favourite squad?



    Then fear not, the Grenade Made In Hell is for you.


    Origin Story
    ================================================== ==

    Back in the old days, Delta squad loves to riot in the Almayer a lot, to prove that they are the biggest alpha males around the Almayer, even bigger than the MPs and CIC. Eventually, High Command and MPs got tired of it and wanted to find ways to weed off the Deltards from the Almayer. Problem is, they just wont die. They keep winning operations and continue to riot.

    So High Command eventually decided to develop a sophisticated weapon to curb this problem. And so the Grenade Made In Hell was born. And to make it more effective, they managed to package it so beautifully that it only attracts Alpha Squad to use it.


    Description
    ================================================== ==
    The Grenade Made In Hell holds Coke and Mentos to generate a blast that is the size of your fart that stuns no one unless the grenade is right below them. It is meant as a laughable joke to make people think that it is actually a grenade and it should be useful like the HEDP. So when any baldies try to order a grenade, they think the HEFA would be viable because it is a grenade.

    The Shrapnel inside the nade is made of Rock Salt, since High Command wants Delta to feel the pain of all the riots it made in the past and so to give it salt. The idea is to make the dead marines so salty that God would think twice about letting them into heaven. So Delta will never have peace like how they never gave High Command the peace they want.


    How to Use It
    ================================================== ==

    Step 1. Stash as many of it as you can. Don't listen to what other people say, it is a grenade!
    Step 2. Prime it
    Step 3. Toss it. Doesnt matter where you toss since it will always magically land near a bunch of marine and detonate. Even if you toss it at the xeno it will magically bounce off a wall and hit a bunch of marines.
    Step 4. Scream charge and fight. That way, no unga is going to suspect you and everyone thinks you are actually part of them.
    Step 5. Turn back and run for the Dropship because you somehow managed to kill the push and half the marine force.



    Sooo that's all there is to using the Grenade Made In Hell.

    Tune in next time to find out how to use The Xeno Bullseye



    And remember!

    Marines kills are still kills!

    Disclaimer: You might probably get banned too

  2. #2
    Senior Member Spetr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2019
    Posts
    163
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Thank you Yuri, the Xenomorph Queen Mother is glad to have you in our hivemind, the packaged briefcase full of Queen Mother Jelly should have arrived as token for all the work you have done for us, the second package is on it's way and we expect this cooperation to blossom into an inter-species galaxy-wide enterprise.

  3. #3
    Whitelisted Captain BatHoovyDood's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2019
    Posts
    213
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Ooh, an Inut meme ripoff series for CM, please give us more of these.
    - Squad Leader Cassandra 'Boston' Ellis (and overconfident CO)

    (Probably already dead)


  4. #4
    Developer & CO Senator (Major General) naut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2020
    Posts
    261
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    hefa stands for hell extracted from (the) ass
    Major General / Colonel Samantha 'Sammy' Maverick
    Colonel Chris 'Topher' Lawson
    Synthetic Tara

    CO Senator (as of 3-19-21)
    ̶D̶e̶v̶e̶l̶o̶p̶e̶r̶ Maintainer (as of of 3-23-21)

    I'm just someone trying her hardest to not get everyone horribly killed.

    im an artist too! see my works at my art dump below
    //showthrea...aut-s-Art-Dump

  5. #5
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2019
    Posts
    453
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Guide to "Xeno Bullseye"(Runner)
    ================================================== ==

    Did you just die and want to respawn quickly?
    Do you have a 500$ mouse?
    Were you a 12 year old Mic spammer from Call of Duty?




    Then fear not, the Xeno Bullseye is for you.


    Origin Story
    ================================================== ==

    The Xeno Bullseye goes by several names: The Runner, The Xeno's Bullseye, the REEEEE Kid, or the Hive's Autistic Sister No One Talks About.

    The Queen Mother noticed a big problem that most of their powerful frontline castes are too big, too heavy and wont do the simple jobs like capturing hosts or harassing the weaker ones at the back. Since lurkers were too busy murdering and not really helping, she decided to make the best xeno suited for the job. But she made the Runners a little too autistic to the point that they scream REE too much that she regreted her decision.

    So she decided to paint them red to attract people into killing them. But Queen Mother overlooked the fact that dead xeno minds can respawn as the runner, thus making the whole hive infected with Autism.


    Description
    ================================================== ==
    The Xeno Bulleye is a canine type xeno that runs around like it has ADHD. The blood is induced with high amounts of cocaine, salt, sugar, and Chemical X. The claw is razor sharp with the strength of steel, but that doesnt matter since the Hyperactive Runner doesnt understand the concept of heavy slashes and will two slash the enemy a tick like a kid entering a fight in a playground. And that is why you should never trust a runner to do captures.

    Rare picture of runner pouncing on several marines

    The red skin signifies the colour of the bullseye to enrage any marines that see it so that they can shoot it, not realising that this hyperactive runner can actually run unlike the other castes.

    Unlike most castes, the runner has the ability to pounce. What is a pounce? It is one of three things:

    Stun - Jump on a marine and the marine will be scared stiff to move
    Escape - Run away!
    Bait - Baiting runners into thinking pounce is the only way to play runner when it keeps you into one position long enough for someone to shotgun you.


    Video guide on how to use it
    ================================================== ==

    Here is an excellent exemplary video on how to use the Xeno Bullseye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpg3xCaaVkc


    Sooo that's all there is to using the Xeno Bullseye.

    Tune in next time to find out how to use The Salt Machine



    And remember!


  6. #6
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2020
    Posts
    318
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by naut View Post
    hefa stands for hell extracted from (the) ass
    Pretty sure it stands for:

    “Haphazard Explosive Fatal Autism”

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •