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Guide to "Grenade Made In Hell"(HEFA)
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Are you tired of not getting kills?
Do you find guns too difficult to use?
Is Alpha squad your favourite squad?
Then fear not, the Grenade Made In Hell is for you.
Origin Story
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Back in the old days, Delta squad loves to riot in the Almayer a lot, to prove that they are the biggest alpha males around the Almayer, even bigger than the MPs and CIC. Eventually, High Command and MPs got tired of it and wanted to find ways to weed off the Deltards from the Almayer. Problem is, they just wont die. They keep winning operations and continue to riot.
So High Command eventually decided to develop a sophisticated weapon to curb this problem. And so the Grenade Made In Hell was born. And to make it more effective, they managed to package it so beautifully that it only attracts Alpha Squad to use it.
Description
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The Grenade Made In Hell holds Coke and Mentos to generate a blast that is the size of your fart that stuns no one unless the grenade is right below them. It is meant as a laughable joke to make people think that it is actually a grenade and it should be useful like the HEDP. So when any baldies try to order a grenade, they think the HEFA would be viable because it is a grenade.
The Shrapnel inside the nade is made of Rock Salt, since High Command wants Delta to feel the pain of all the riots it made in the past and so to give it salt. The idea is to make the dead marines so salty that God would think twice about letting them into heaven. So Delta will never have peace like how they never gave High Command the peace they want.
How to Use It
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Step 1. Stash as many of it as you can. Don't listen to what other people say, it is a grenade!
Step 2. Prime it
Step 3. Toss it. Doesnt matter where you toss since it will always magically land near a bunch of marine and detonate. Even if you toss it at the xeno it will magically bounce off a wall and hit a bunch of marines.
Step 4. Scream charge and fight. That way, no unga is going to suspect you and everyone thinks you are actually part of them.
Step 5. Turn back and run for the Dropship because you somehow managed to kill the push and half the marine force.
Sooo that's all there is to using the Grenade Made In Hell.
Tune in next time to find out how to use The Xeno Bullseye
And remember!
Marines kills are still kills!
Disclaimer: You might probably get banned too