-id captain's ID because they are stupid and wouldn't notice themselves walking around naked, so me make funny on announcement to boost morale, and sell family owned chocolate bars, so then CM god screees at me or else he will use the power of spacetime bab-ee salt and masala to obliterate me, fellow non-commie proletariat, we must rise up against this tyranny with random acts of violence preferably to local businesses uninvolved in the situation so that media can misinterpret it as a hate crime when one of the several businesses we melt is owned by a person with 3.1% Indiana jeans.
We attack at sundown, god speed good luck, friendly dad 7 over and out.
PS If you reply and you are admin or mod your are stink and human filth.