Synthetic Whitelist Application
Byond ID? Hatman52
Marine Name Nicholas "Coffee" Gunther
Other Whitelist Applications None
Name of the Synth Character you wish to play Henderson
Are you familiar with the Synthetic Programming and Guidelines? Maybe
What are some scenarios that you can perform combat in? Give us a brief example. I'm not going to give you all the edge cases and exploits I'm gonna use to get into combat.
Synthetic Character Story
When people ask me what was the weirdest experience I had while serving in the USCM in bravo squad, this is one of the stories that immediately comes to mind.
We woke up from cryo feeling groggy as hell and shambled like attachment hungry zombies to our squad prep rooms and the requisition line. It felt like a good day at first, I got a pizza in my MRE which is always a good sign, boy was I wrong.
I bolted straight to req so I will get all the good attachments. Of course, the line was already filled with half dressed marines trying to put their armor on as fast as they could so that the RO won’t kick them out of the line. I hopped over the line’s railings and begane chatting with the other marines in the line.While waiting I saw the crew milling around the briefing room, medics running to medbay to get their meds, a disgruntled technician mopping the floor, MPs milling around looking as intimidating as they can and the command crew arguing on their coms and shouting at their squads to be in briefing on 12:20. But what really caught my eye was the sight of the CL being chased around by an old civvie wearing a Hawaiian shirt and swinging around a shotgun like it was a sword.
“MUCKLED DAMN WAGIE!! ‘AIR YE NAMBLY BE KEEPIN’ ME WEE BOTS?!?” shouted the old man, “I already told you Henderson we scrapped them due to budget cuts now PLEASE STOP CHASING ME” said the CL in a panicked tone while running for his life. I recognized that name as one of the Alameyer’s synthetics, although I’ve never seen him before. An MP who tried to intervene only managed to spout “Henderson! Stand do-” before being decked in the face by the rampaging synthetic, Henderson has only stopped after the XO shouted at him for a minute. The unconscious MP was hauled of to medbay while the CL shakely dusted off his suit and thanked the XO.
We started briefing with the usual shouted jokes and obligatory BE as the CO stuttered his way through the briefing, he didn’t cry this time, we were so proud him. During the briefing we could clearly see Henderson pocketing booze from the CMP’s secret stash but no one seemed to mind, probably to not anger the malfunctioning synthetic. Our mission was to attack a UPP research facility and extract their research WITHOUT it being harmed, the CL was very adamant about this, the IOs were way too excited because of this.
As we piled into the Alamo Henderson sat next to me and after the pre-launch arrest we lifted off this damned vessel. On the way down Henderson pulled out a flask and asked “Ey lad, wana bevvy?” while gesturing his flask to me. I hesitantly took it and took a big ol’ swig, it tasted like synthetic russian (Vodka, Kahlua and white circulation fluid). After we landed we started building the FoB while all the other squads headed into the facility, Henderson stayed with us and helped us with treating the wounded and cade’ construction while muttering something about “Bawheid boabies” and “Corperoit wizzil”. What was weird about it was that he never used the normal tools for the job, he used a knife to screw things, used the butt of his gun as a hammer, and when treating the wounded he gave them flasks instead of injections and pills.
At first the Op went pretty good, we heard over the coms that the squads were slowly advancing and meeting little resistance. There were a bunch of poorly trained guards and a few commandos, both were taken down pretty easily, hell Henderson beat the shit out of one that was trying to sneak into the FoB and kidnap a wounded marine. Shit started flying towards the fan when delta reached the restricted containment area. From what we heard a panicked scientist opened the containment, that’s when the screaming started. one by one all the squads either went silent or declared a hasty retreat from creepy lizard monsters.
During all of this mess Henderson declared that he “Gaun get me hooch” and disappeared. As we treated the wounded from the other squads and got ready to hold position in the FoB we saw them. At first it was only flashes of movement in the darkness and bleeps on our motion detectors but as they rallied their forces we saw their true forms, xenomorphs.
As they got ready to push us though, Henderson came back, with a cargo tug, dragging about six welding fuel tanks. As he barreled down the FoB he used a ramp to jump over the cade line, leaving a trail of welding fuel in his wake. he jumped off the tug with a combat roll and as the tug hit the one of the biggest xenos in the push he threw a lit blowtorch at one of the tanks. The entire xeno forces went up in flames and got shredded by the blast, it was glorious. What was less glorious was the fact that due to the explosion lighting the trail of welding fuel half the FoB was now on fire. As we desperately tried to put out the fires and treat our wounded brethren I heard Henderson calling command, “Ah found tha’ir weekness” he said and continued with “Point blank annihilation.”. I could hear the screams all the CL’s angered screams all the way from the FoB.
What is your Synth�s quirk and personality? His quirk is winning marine majors. He will do anything in his power to get them, be it combat synthing, attack non combatants and willfully disregarding orders. Nothing will stop this synth from reaching his end goal of getting that sweet sweet marine major.
How familiar are you with Engineering? - I know how to build/deconstruct doors and walls
- I know hacking on survivor level (shocking, unbolting, forcing shut, restoring power etc.)
- I know all the tricks you can do with APCs and general power management(generators and SMES)
-I can build a decent FoB, I think.
How familiar are you with Command? Pfft no
How familiar are you with Medical? - I know how to play first responder
-That one time I played doctor I only shoved people in the autodoc and prayed(I know how to stack surgeries there)
How familiar are you with Requisitions? I played cargo on other servers, does it count?
Why do you want to be a synthetic/why should we whitelist you? If you didn't guess up until now this is a shitpost akin to wheelchair pred and Chad Pollard's pred application. If you have any sort of power here feel free to move this to acid goop.
Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason? Do you have any active jobbans? No, I'm a good boy.
Are you currently banned from our Discord, and if so, why? No, Like I said I'm a good boy why do you keep asking me?
Do you have anything else you would like to include about your application? I hope this made you laugh, it's not much but it's an honest shitpost.
Do you understand that any player - donor or otherwise - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our rules or the Synthetic Programming Guideline? Yes
Do you understand that you cannot advertise your application on any platform for votes. Do you also understand you may not edit this application 1 hour after it has been posted? Yes