Hello! I am Maz Salvador Kepplinger and I am asking YOU to join ME! Join the MAZ! We are occupying the brig section of the Almayer because let's be honest, military police only grief us and WE WANT JUSTICE! Rise up! JOIN ME!!! This is OUR LAND NOW! AMERICA! OOHH YEAAHHHHH!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Don't actually grief or anything, that'll get you banned)