Let's write a new marine law, eh chaps?
Here's a start:
Crimes:
Murder: Minor; the person DESERVED IT. Major; The person didn't deserve it. Capital; The person was cool, and you killed him anyways.
Disrespecting a Superior Officer: If you disrespect a superior officer, it is execution, unless you beat them in a rap battle judged by the commanding officer. If no commanding officer is online, then you must box each other to death with fists. Whoever lives wins, and is obviously more respectable.
Assault: Being salty. Having a salt. Execution on the spot.
Cringe: If someone makes anyone of the rank GySGT+ cringe, then that person MUST be killed on the spot. (The person who did the cringe worthy thing)
Theft: You must steal it back. If someone gives back something they stole, they must lose their left arm, and have their left foot removed via surgery for arm, and M41A Mk2 with the attachments: 4x scope, underbarrel flashlight, bayonet, skeleton stock, to remove the left foot.
Badmemery: Badmins badmemeing is an IC offense. You must spam Pray verb and say "Stink badmemes" and force other people to do this, on threat of death. Make sure to have a meta friend mod+ online, to ensure prayers are being sent.
Breaching CO's rules: The CO can do anything he wants with marine law. Breaching anything the CO says must be met with instant execution. If a Pvt kills someone who is supposed to be executed, the Pvt is to be rewarded with a glass of 30u rewriter, and 20u ultrazine. Anyone else who kills someone who is supposed to be executed, must be executed themselves, unless the CMP or CO said they could.