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    Letter of Intent to Sue: Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

    Dear Mr. Hawke Blokkum,

    This letter of intent to sue shall serve as a formal notice that a class action lawsuit is intended against you due to the following: Fraud, Practicing Law without a License.

    I. The Plaintiff(s): Class-Action, Primary Plaintiff: Samantha Rigga

    II. The Defendant: Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

    III. Relief: As a result of your actions, the Plaintiff seeks relief in the form of: Payment in the amount of twenty million United States Dollars ($20,000,000) which shall be used by the Plaintiff(s) to recoup legal filing costs and for emotional pain.

    IV. Settlement Demand: You may cure and/or settle this matter outside of court and avoid a lawsuit by doing the following within 30 days of receiving this Letter of Intent: Paying an agreeable sum without the need of binding arbitration or meditation

    V. Governing Law: This Letter of Intent is governed by the laws of the United Americas.

    Sincerely,

    Mr. Daniel C. Peters, Esq.
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    um


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    Oh youre a mass tort lawyer. I hired Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum as an attorney to defend me from a discord ban. He got the sentence reduced by 2 days, from 180 to 178. Later the discord rulings where reversed and dropped, but since I had already settled my ban stuck. I believe Blokkum rushed my settlement to close the case and profit off of me. I would like to counter sue him and seek financial compensation for my attorney fees and pain and suffering.

    I will settle out of court if you venmo me like 6 bucks or something.

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    Y'all are crazy. I was once in a duo-lawyer case with Mr. Blokkum. His methods were so robust, that the Judge decided to not only release the defendant, he ALSO had the prosecution executed.
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    Oh my, looks like my disbarment will have to be postponed until I settle this last remaining case.

    Those who have a complaint against me in this class action lawsuit have 24 hours within the notice of this writing to state their claim and be eligible for reparations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DekoToast View Post
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    That is slander, and also does not state your claim.

    There are 10 minutes left to submit your claims before this is closed.

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    I appreciate that you stole copyright text from linux and python and multiple other places and just used it as a brick of information to make your 24 hour claim sound more real. Me and my client(me), are well prepared to see your in court mr. Hblokkum. You will need more then a few erroneous copy write reposts to save you from having to pay my client(me) the 6$ on venmo that was requested.

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    If it is being maintained, then ask the Current Maintainer of the Modifications made by or claims asserted against Apple or any other reason (not limited to the Original License. Distribution of Executable Versions. Discord Nitro shall be provided to claimants of this breach from this point forward, provided someone does not point this out in any posts below, this renders the offer null and void. You also have to post some kind of legalese sounding false claim. If you are a gamer who already has nitro I shall provide a steam game of your choice up to the cost of nitro in its place. You may Distribute verbatim copies may or may not occur to you under this Agreement in using, conducting the Reproduction and Other Exploitation of the Covered Code or executable form, provided the appropriate parts of NetHack copyrights)
    Payment shall be rendered to those listed in the claimants section shortly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HBlokkum View Post
    Payment shall be rendered to those listed in the claimants section shortly.
    He wasn't kidding, I have discord nitro for a month (2?) now. This man truly is a good lawyer.
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