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    Recruitment Of Bob Smith

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    "We got a new recruit for you sir"

    "Hmm, let me see"

    "His name's Bob Smith, he's a farmer at [DATA EXPUNGED], and he's 25."

    "Have you ran a background check,Private."

    "Well sir, that's why I came to you"

    "You see, sir, that's the problem, he's everywhere."

    What do you mean 'everywhere' Private"

    "He's all over the place! He's been a General for the Confederates,Prussians,Germans, and the Romans!"

    "Over thousands of years, the same man shows up and does something. The worst part is that they all look the same."

    "Blue eyes, long blonde hair, and of Norwegian descent."

    "They even have the same hairstyle. I have even found him in different media, all the same guy and look."

    "So, should we let him in?"

    "I think we should, Private."

    "Yes sir!"

    Ending Log...
    Bob Smith-Delta Squad Marine that stays in the USCM to keep his oxycodone prescription. Has died 17 times. When he isn't shooting up Oxy he plays geetar.

    Unbeknownst to his squad mates, Bob Smith is bigger than any other human. Co-existing in thousands of universes, Bob Smith is a head criminal in Los Santos, the True Dovahkiin, Leader of the 3rd Street Saints, just another adventurer in Faerun, a WWE Superstar, and a Pro Skater.

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    At least I hide Salvador's secrets.
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    Also, +1
    Salvador Kepplinger - President of Andorra
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    "The world is quiet here." -- Salvador Kepplinger

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