Sarcasm
noun
the use of remarks that clearly mean the opposite of what they say, made in order to hurt someone's feelings or to criticize something in a humorous way
T1 benos
You are either starting the round or joined late and desperately wanting a slot because most T1s are autistic
Drone
- slightly autistic
- Bitchwork simulator 2k20
- most underrated job
- Basically a runner that runs 3/4ths of the speed of an actual runner but can shit weeds and build shit
- Get bitched at to bring in corpses
- get bitched at to plant eggs
- get bitched at to weed colony
- say fuck it and evo to carrier/burrower and leave the 1 other drone to do all the work
watch as hive gets steamrolled because you didn't put defenses up and then cry metarush
Runners
- to beat a marine, you must be as autistic as one
- ha ha funny meme caste
- health is non existant
- instead,how long you live depends on how hard you can mash movement keys
- wipe alpha squad due to them FFing each other tying to kill you
- only die because one of the retards threw a gamer nade in the middle of the squad and then PB'd you
- somehow be one of the last ones alive and delay the round for another hour until dchat and admemes abomb you\
always that one beno that bodyblocks you and kills youalways carrys out the tradition of dieing 5 minutes into the round
sent
- your abilities are based around annoying marines to death.
- spam spit specs until they say "fuck it" and SADAR you with an OT rocket
- health is also borderline non existant
- just evo to spitter lol
- was supposed to guard caps or help in caps but no one fucking captures anymore.
Defender
- be the only sane cast out of all the T1s.
- when in doubt, fortify
- shit on marines with melee abilites
- get shat on by a shotgun
-
always the one that abuses captures - kind of based
Carrier
- in a really weird spot right not
- capping abilities have been circumsized for weird support abilities?????
- shit traps all over the place
- try your best to get captures
- everyone in the hive murderbones and never captures
- say fuck it and try to get captures yourself
- get dicked on by a shotgun unga and a boomer SADAR who still thinks your one of the most threatening xenos
Burrower
- get hit by a stay bullet, instantly burrow
- build a bunch of tunnels roundstart
- have an entire vietcong tunnel system
- no one fucking uses it
- go tremor and try pull a RAT like you have always dreamed of.
- your not robust enough and almost die
- end up being just an AoE stun machine
Hivelord
- Be more autistic than drones and shotgun marines combined
- your entire existence is to shit walls
- spend 35 minutes building a mega xeno autism fort on LV beach
- complete with sticky resin all over the place,
doors, dedicated boiler lanes and everything - watch it get cleaned up in 20 seconds by 2 cas strikes and nade spec
- give up and frontline because you have armor for some reason
- die because your existence was to shit walls and not frontline
- watch as hive gets steamrolled because there are no backlines defenses
make a gitlab about giving hivelord frontline buffs anyway