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    The True Guide to CMSS13 (Part 3- Benos T1+drone line)

    Sarcasm
    noun
    the use of remarks that clearly mean the opposite of what they say, made in order to hurt someone's feelings or to criticize something in a humorous way


    T1 benos

    You are either starting the round or joined late and desperately wanting a slot because most T1s are autistic



    Drone

    • slightly autistic
    • Bitchwork simulator 2k20
    • most underrated job
    • Basically a runner that runs 3/4ths of the speed of an actual runner but can shit weeds and build shit
    • Get bitched at to bring in corpses
    • get bitched at to plant eggs
    • get bitched at to weed colony
    • say fuck it and evo to carrier/burrower and leave the 1 other drone to do all the work
    • watch as hive gets steamrolled because you didn't put defenses up and then cry metarush


    Runners

    • to beat a marine, you must be as autistic as one
    • ha ha funny meme caste
    • health is non existant
    • instead,how long you live depends on how hard you can mash movement keys
    • wipe alpha squad due to them FFing each other tying to kill you
    • only die because one of the retards threw a gamer nade in the middle of the squad and then PB'd you
    • somehow be one of the last ones alive and delay the round for another hour until dchat and admemes abomb you\
    • always that one beno that bodyblocks you and kills you
    • always carrys out the tradition of dieing 5 minutes into the round


    sent

    • your abilities are based around annoying marines to death.
    • spam spit specs until they say "fuck it" and SADAR you with an OT rocket
    • health is also borderline non existant
    • just evo to spitter lol
    • was supposed to guard caps or help in caps but no one fucking captures anymore.



    Defender

    • be the only sane cast out of all the T1s.
    • when in doubt, fortify
    • shit on marines with melee abilites
    • get shat on by a shotgun
    • always the one that abuses captures
    • kind of based


    Carrier

    • in a really weird spot right not
    • capping abilities have been circumsized for weird support abilities?????
    • shit traps all over the place
    • try your best to get captures
    • everyone in the hive murderbones and never captures
    • say fuck it and try to get captures yourself
    • get dicked on by a shotgun unga and a boomer SADAR who still thinks your one of the most threatening xenos


    Burrower

    • get hit by a stay bullet, instantly burrow
    • build a bunch of tunnels roundstart
    • have an entire vietcong tunnel system
    • no one fucking uses it
    • go tremor and try pull a RAT like you have always dreamed of.
    • your not robust enough and almost die
    • end up being just an AoE stun machine

    Hivelord

    • Be more autistic than drones and shotgun marines combined
    • your entire existence is to shit walls
    • spend 35 minutes building a mega xeno autism fort on LV beach
    • complete with sticky resin all over the place, doors, dedicated boiler lanes and everything
    • watch it get cleaned up in 20 seconds by 2 cas strikes and nade spec
    • give up and frontline because you have armor for some reason
    • die because your existence was to shit walls and not frontline
    • watch as hive gets steamrolled because there are no backlines defenses
    • make a gitlab about giving hivelord frontline buffs anyway



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    not talk about funn e acid rooner that go brr -1 WL for beno failed

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