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    The True Guide to CMSS13 (Part FOUR- Random things that aren't USCM/Xenos)

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    Random Antagonists

    CM has many random side thingy antags. They are all LRP and pointless.

    Hunters
    • Honourably hunts young runners for spinning.
    • LPCs you, then walks up next to you, and stun kills you with their chain whip the second you stand up.
    • Has really good armor and speed, and still manages to die to a single Pvt with an M41A who doesn't know how to reload
    • Cloak kills doctors for trying to roleplay with predator gear
    • Cloak kills random things for fun (and gets dewhitelisted)
    • Self destructs in briefing
    • "HRP"


    Survivor
    • Spawn next to the queen (it's possible)
    • Kill queen with the HG shotgun you spawned with because admins decided to play a midi but you have admin midis disabled so the queen lagged
    • Get banned for killing the queen
    • Holdout marshalls/secure dome with your survivor buddies
    • Die to one burrower
    • Hunt the hunters and actually kill them
    • Get shipside finally, then get antagonized by MPs because you were a prisoner surv and essentially just get your round ruined
    • Don't be a prisoner surv but get your round ruined by MPs anyways
    • Ask for IFF, get denied, die to XX smartgunner
    • Only way to survive on ice is to serve xenos food at the bar (trust me, I did it once)


    UPP
    • Be robust and shoot marines from darkness
    • Get sniped because scout and sniper have night vision
    • Get slugged and stun killed
    • Realize that HvH is bad
    • Cringe at salty people who don't like based HvH
    • PB dead bodies to "make sure"
    • Say "COMRADE!" a lot


    CLF
    • Be a survivor with worse equipment
    • Either spawn with a sawn off and giga murder marines, or get any other gun and just die
    • Realize that literally all CLF guns but shotguns are worthless trash
    • Use your gamer katana
    • LARP as guerilla warfare man
    • Fight the company
    • PB dead bodies to "make sure"


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