Sarcasm
noun
the use of remarks that clearly mean the opposite of what they say, made in order to hurt someone's feelings or to criticize something in a humorous way
Random Antagonists
CM has many random side thingy antags. They are all LRP and pointless.
Hunters
- Honourably hunts young runners for spinning.
- LPCs you, then walks up next to you, and stun kills you with their chain whip the second you stand up.
- Has really good armor and speed, and still manages to die to a single Pvt with an M41A who doesn't know how to reload
- Cloak kills doctors for trying to roleplay with predator gear
- Cloak kills random things for fun (and gets dewhitelisted)
- Self destructs in briefing
- "HRP"
Survivor
- Spawn next to the queen (it's possible)
- Kill queen with the HG shotgun you spawned with because admins decided to play a midi but you have admin midis disabled so the queen lagged
- Get banned for killing the queen
- Holdout marshalls/secure dome with your survivor buddies
- Die to one burrower
- Hunt the hunters and actually kill them
- Get shipside finally, then get antagonized by MPs because you were a prisoner surv and essentially just get your round ruined
- Don't be a prisoner surv but get your round ruined by MPs anyways
- Ask for IFF, get denied, die to XX smartgunner
- Only way to survive on ice is to serve xenos food at the bar (trust me, I did it once)
UPP
- Be robust and shoot marines from darkness
- Get sniped because scout and sniper have night vision
- Get slugged and stun killed
- Realize that HvH is bad
- Cringe at salty people who don't like based HvH
- PB dead bodies to "make sure"
- Say "COMRADE!" a lot
CLF
- Be a survivor with worse equipment
- Either spawn with a sawn off and giga murder marines, or get any other gun and just die
- Realize that literally all CLF guns but shotguns are worthless trash
- Use your gamer katana
- LARP as guerilla warfare man
- Fight the company
- PB dead bodies to "make sure"