Player Report
Your Byond ID? TheDemonPizza
Date of Incident September 5, 2020
Your Character Name? Lenny McGreazy
Accused Byond Key(if known): Doctor Compy
Accused Character Name Madeline 'Compy' Czech
Approximate time and date of the incident (Central US Time for fastest results) Zombie Round
What rule(s) were broken: MP protocol
Description of the incident: them for breaking MP protocal about not telling me why I was under arrest, and didn't let me go when the research department cleared my health. also it should be stated this player later killed me with a flame thrower because I was "infected" Mod Jamesthebond confirmed that I was not infected at all later.
Evidence (screenshots, logs, etc): -----
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "You ever eat anybody Franky"
Tex Pratt buckles in!
PVT Niko 'Lucky' Takano says, "Not any fucken crazed farmers"
PVT Francis Castiglione says, "No"
PVT Niko 'Lucky' Takano says, "Not xenos"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "I ate acouple people befores"
Lorenzo Morgan buckles in!
PVT Niko 'Lucky' Takano says, "But some fucken virus"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "You know"
Ivan Svankl talks into the marine charlie radio headset
PFC Ivan Svankl [Almayer (Charlie Mar)] says, "Mgst just asked people if they ate someone"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Cause I hads to"
Ivan Svankl talks into the marine charlie radio headset
PFC Ivan Svankl [Almayer (Charlie Mar)] says, "OH GOD HE CONFESSSED"
Ivan Svankl talks into the marine charlie radio headset
PFC Ivan Svankl [Almayer (Charlie Mar)] says, "HE ATE SOMEONE"
Ivan Svankl talks into the marine charlie radio headset
PFC Ivan Svankl [Almayer (Charlie Mar)] says, "FUCKING QUARANTINE HIM"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Not cause I was just a little hungry and curious"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech [Almayer (MP)] asks, "Location?"
Ivan Svankl talks into the marine charlie radio headset
PFC Ivan Svankl [Almayer (Charlie Mar)] says, "HE MAY NOT BE PHYSICALLY SICK BUT HES DEFINETELY MENTALLY"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Not cause I was just a little hungry and curious"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech [Almayer (MP)] asks, "Location?"
Ivan Svankl talks into the marine charlie radio headset
PFC Ivan Svankl [Almayer (Charlie Mar)] says, "HE MAY NOT BE PHYSICALLY SICK BUT HES DEFINETELY MENTALLY"
PVT Francis Castiglione says, "Yeah man, sure you did."
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "I mean I was but still"
Ivan Svankl talks into the marine charlie radio headset
PFC Ivan Svankl [Almayer (Charlie Mar)] says, "THE ALAMO"
PVT Eramine Ezrea asks, "Can we shoot him?"
Ivan Svankl unbuckled !
PVT Eramine Ezrea says, "I wanna shoot him"
Ivan Svankl points to Lenny McGreazy
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "There was nothin else"
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Ivan Svankl aims a M37A2 pump shotgun (Wielded) at Lenny McGreazy!
You are being targeted! You have 2 seconds to stop any click or move actions.
Eramine Ezrea unbuckled !
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Hey cmon nows"
PVT Tex Pratt says, "The fuck."
Madeline 'Compy' Czech blinds Lenny McGreazy with the flash!
Crispy Reed buckles in!
PFC Ivan Svankl says, "I AINT TAKIN ANY FUCKIN CHANCES"
Tex Pratt has thrown the fire extinguisher.
Ivan Svankl has been hit in the chest by the fire extinguisher.
Madeline 'Compy' Czech puts the flash into M2 pattern MP armor.
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Kno"
Madeline 'Compy' Czech tries to put the handcuffs on Lenny McGreazy.
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "FUck"
The inflatable wall slowly deflates.
Jr. Exec Jack Torres says, "Dont ris infection"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "WHAT"
You were unbuckled from the passenger seat by Madeline 'Compy' Czech.
Madeline 'Compy' Czech has grabbed Lenny McGreazy passively!
PVT Francis Castiglione says, "This is a complete waste of time"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "HEY"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "YO"
Biggy 'Jihadi' Johnson unbuckled !
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "WHAT GIVES"
Alexander Patterson talks into the marine command radio headset
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "I DIDNT DO NOTHIN"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "You confessed to eating someone...."
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "YEARS AGO"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "IT WAS A WHOLE THING"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "ITS IN MY RECORDS"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech sighs.
LCDR Aden 'Clubs' Sage [Almayer (CE)] yells, "DOUBLE TIME!"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "CRIPES I GOT A DROP TO GET ON"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "YOU FUCKIN GUY"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "FUCK YOUS"
PFC Ivan Svankl [Almayer (Charlie Mar)] says, "The best way to organize the quarantine would be with turntiles and cut the DS in half with barriers"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Hey"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "I ain't the man who ate someone"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Yeah yeah whatevas"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "SHow me in the book where thats againsthe laws"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Now what to do with you"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Insanity"
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PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "SHow me the law shit head"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "I aint insane"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "I had to do it"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "You ate someone"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "There was no other food you turd burglar"
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PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "You fuckin twat"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech asks, "Want me to gag ya?"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Fuckin hangin' chad"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Fuckin dweeb"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Fuckin wad"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Sad little wad"
You are trying to remove Lenny McGreazy's premium cigar.
Madeline 'Compy' Czech tries to put the muzzle on Lenny McGreazy.
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Tiny sad was"
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PFC Lenny McGreazy makes a rude gesture.
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SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech [Almayer (MP)] yells, "RESEARCH!"
PFC Lenny McGreazy points at Madeline implying she came out of an ass.
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "What's going on in brig"
ENS Alexander Patterson [Almayer (PO)] says, "Ugh, hold on a sec"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "This man ate someone apparently"
Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon has thrown the hand labeler.
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon asks, "And?"
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "That would be cannibalism"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Yes"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "But I want you to check his mental state"
PFC Lenny McGreazy rolls his eyes.
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "You need the CMO for that"
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "Only the CMO can declare insanity"
PFC Marcus 'Peanut' Braun [Delta (Mar)] says, "This is taking a REALLY long time to drop"
PFC Lenny McGreazy makes a weak noise.
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "I deal in blood and blood accessories"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech sighs.
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "It's a pandemic mate"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "You can check for the sickness"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Oh CMO"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Good"
Command Announcement
This is your captain speaking, authorizing orbitial strike on hostiles. PMCs has provoked and engaged marines per rules of engagement you are clear to engage PMCs.
- Sent from my USCM Command Tablet
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "CMO please draw his blood"
Prof. Byran 'Pyrex' Dawkins asks, "What's wrong?"
PFC Lenny McGreazy indicates his muzzle.
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "This man ate someone"
Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon has thrown the vial.
The glass door was hit by the vial.
PFC Marcus 'Peanut' Braun [Delta (Mar)] says, "CAN WE DEPLOY"
PFC Lenny McGreazy rolls his eyes. Again.
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Need ya to deal with his mental stae"
Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon has thrown the spray bottle (Thermite).
PFC Marcus 'Peanut' Braun [Delta (Mar)] says, "PLEASE"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "State rather"
Prof. Byran 'Pyrex' Dawkins says, "Need a syringe."
ARES v3.2
ALERT: Multiple USCM Marines have been infected with an unknown biohazard.
You are trying to remove Lenny McGreazy's muzzle.
PFC Marcus 'Peanut' Braun [Delta (Mar)] says, "COMMAND PO ISN'T DEPLOYING"
Madeline 'Compy' Czech puts the muzzle into the medium general pouch.
Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon points to the reinforced table
PFC Marcus 'Peanut' Braun [Delta (Mar)] says, "WE'VE BEEN SITTING IN DS 15 MINUTES"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Thank you Little Wad."
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "You can take them CMO"
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "Nu uh"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "Fuck you's by the way."
Madeline 'Compy' Czech draws the the taser gun, pointing it at the ground.
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "We'll test his blood"
Byran 'Pyrex' Dawkins takes a blood sample from Lenny McGreazy.
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "You shitty turd."
Madeline 'Compy' Czech fires the taser gun point blank at Lenny McGreazy!
You are hit by the taser bolt in the chest!
Madeline 'Compy' Czech holsters the the taser gun.
Byran 'Pyrex' Dawkins takes a blood sample from Lenny McGreazy.
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "AWWUGH"
Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon has thrown the mechanical toolbox.
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "CMO take them"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "WHY"2
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "Dude"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "WHY"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Before I blow their brains out"
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "Let - one moment"
Byran 'Pyrex' Dawkins puts the syringe into the M276 pattern lifesaver bag.
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "EAT A NUT"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "FUCK YOU"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech asks, "Want the baton?"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "I DIDNT DO NOTHIN"
Byran 'Pyrex' Dawkins puts the HF2 health analyzer into the M276 pattern lifesaver bag.
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "YOU"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "ATE"
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "That man"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "SOMEONE"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "You got a stick up your ass"
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "Is physically perfectly healthy"
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "So you deal with him"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "CMO"
Prof. Byran 'Pyrex' Dawkins says, "So he is just insane."
Prof. Byran 'Pyrex' Dawkins says, "Okay."
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "Yes"
PVT Connor Catleay [Almayer (Charlie Mar)] says, "Need taxi service"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "You need to check their mental state"
Dr. Vera 'Chow-Mein' Dixon says, "So bring him to brig"
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Okay"
PFC Lenny McGreazy says, "I ain't even lifted a fuckin' finger"
ARES v3.2 [Almayer] states, "DAMAGE REPORT: Structural damage detected at the Lounge, requesting Military Police supervision."
SSGT Madeline 'Compy' Czech says, "Yer now confirmed insane by CMO"
How you would punish the accused: Look, discipline isn't my area, sure what they did was fucked to me, but like I dunno maybe it was a bad day for them, still, they need to be reminded that other players have backstories and their lack of understanding of ENGLISH AND THE FUCKING ENGLISH LANGUAGE SHOULD PREVENT THEM FROM BEING COPS EVER ON ANY SERVER THE FUCKIN IDIOTS.