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    Exclamation Murray's Supreme Dossier

    hell yeh boi I stole this from Arbs
    Yeah well, I decided to remake my Dossier cause the older one was gay, so here I am with a less-gay dossier





    UNITED STATES COLONIAL MARINE CORPS

    2ND BATTALION, 4TH BRIGADE

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    USCM PERSONNEL DATABASE



    MEMORANDUM FROM: CENTRAL ARCHIVES
    SUBJECT: DOSSIER SGT MURRAY, PHILLIP
    ID NUMBER: FA-0537-FW

    � GENERAL DATA


    Name: Phillip Murray
    Aliases: Avalanche
    Rank: DEMOTED
    Position: DEMOTED
    Age: 26
    Gender: Male
    Nationality: European
    Birthplace: Unknown
    Height: 185cm
    Weight: 83kg
    Eye color: Brown
    Hair color: Brown
    Martial status: Relationship
    Relatives: Richard Murray (father), Elizabeth Murray (mother), Wyatt Murray (brother)
    Notable Marks: Red Headband
    Likes: - Redheads, Very dangerously looking tribal men with warglaives and chainwhips.
    Dislikes: - Neurotoxin, Shiva's Snowball


    SUMMARY PROFILE:


    - RELATIONS -

    (no particular order, I'll sort it out eventually)

    • REIN, LILITH
    - Ultimate battlebuddy

    • CONAGHER, APRIL
    - Replacement Rein

    • JUANAVIER, JAVIER
    - el diablo

    • STONE, DANNY
    - Good SG to have around

    • NISHIYAMA, SATOMI
    - Wife

    • BROOKE, ADDISON
    - Only remaining competent SL - comically white eyes

    • HARWOOD, WALLCE
    - fag

    • HOGG, JONATHAN
    - Taught me how to make fried cheese

    • FOX, LAURA
    - OG

    • CRUZ, NOAH
    - OG

    • COLDSMITH, KAYLA
    - OG - Sadly she is stuck in Hypersleep

    • NEGHIZ, OUSSAMA
    - Sudani warlord

    • HARLAY, EVELYN
    - Awkwardly horny - avoid.

    • BAKER, JAMES
    - Exists

    • MUELLER, HEINZ
    - Tolerable

    • CORBRAY, LYNN
    - Friend

    • GREENE, TARA
    - Chief Engineer Greene. Red hair. Nothing to add. Member of the notorious Greene Syndicate

    • STRAUSS, EMILY
    - A woman with a grudge and a case, a woman with intent on her face

    • MEI, ELENA
    - Annoying

    • MURRY, JOHN
    - Born to Die, World is fuck, 31039160103 dead CLFs

    • SANCHEZ, ELI
    - 2018 Wingman

    • SILVER, BRAD
    - Ultimate engineer

    • KARLATH, IRIDIUM
    - She is back innit', kicking ass all day long. (she is not)

    • MCSKY, RAZ
    - 2019 Wingman

    • DEE, JACKSON
    - Prophet of Unga

    • HAN, KESTREL
    - Brad Silver but with even shittier shooting skills

    • QUIROGA, NATALIA
    - Brazilian

    • BASHLINE, BILL
    - Russian

    • KRAUTZ, HANS
    - FUCKING GERMAN

    • JONES, ALAN
    - Real fucking OG

    • SANADA, MASAMUNE
    - Masamuner

    • WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR SURNAME IS, MUDDER
    - Someone has to carry the Bravo trash.

    • MONTES, BUCK
    - Brother from another mother

    • BARRETT, ROSCOE
    - if you see a Pyro Spec running around with a M39 instead of actually using his fucking flamer, that's Roscoe.

    • COTTIER, FINNIAN
    - Finnish Cottage!

    • WOODSMAN, KAIN
    - that fucking haircut

    • TREVOR, ED
    - He is like the other Ed but more Dead

    • MARTIN, ED
    - He is like the other Ed but less Dead

    • CANCERDANCER, NYXIA
    - The pinnacle of USCM Snowflakes

    • KENNEL, CHRISTINE
    - Brazilian

    • DELANEY, MADISON
    - Awkwardly horny

    • SHOE, BOB
    - Brother Lummy

    • JOHANSEN, STEPHEN
    - I can't remember you

    • KESSLER, MORIGAN
    - Awkwardly horny

    • HOPPER, JACKSON
    - Literally the only charlie that is not going to pull out a fucking shotgun during a brawl

    • KEEPER, TYRONE
    - He's black

    • BENNETT, LYLA
    - Italian

    • SUAREZ, AL VAREZ
    - Dinosaur looking ass

    • WEAVER, ELLIE
    - literally the saltiest person on earth

    • CAMPBELL, JOE
    - C-Bell, usually busy dying in his prep room.

    • GRIMES, KEITH
    - who

    • VIEW, CHARLOTTE
    - whore

    • JACKSON, PIERCE
    - zoomer pred remover

    • CAMPBELL, ANNIE
    - her old man cooks meth

    • LOCKLEAR, GLORIA
    - OG Charlie

    • YOUNG, KARLA
    - OG charlie

    • MAN'SUR
    - Brazilian predator

    • PEARSALL, MARVIN
    - Wingman

    • WILKMAN, LINUS
    - Wingman

    • WISE, SAM
    - samuel very clever man

    • WINDHEALER, WAMAKAHANA
    - zimbabwe nigga

    • POWERS, SARAH
    - whore

    • BLACKBURN, ATHENA
    - Burnblack

    • MORRIS, ELIZABETH
    - Lesbian

    • EINZBERN, ALYX
    - Lesbian and brazilian

    • FISHER, WANDA
    - OG

    • DOYKE, IRENE
    - Frontline cade fetish

    • BERNHABEN, CARYL
    - OG

    • FALCONI, RICO
    - Who?


    Wake me up inside

    • MU
    - mu mu goes eight roar

    • EVELYN
    - ever wake up feeling useless?

    • CHLOE
    - I like my women like I like my coffee, synthetic and named Chloe.

    • EMMA
    - remembered forever

    • YIN
    - my personal synth

    • BRADLEY
    - satanizer

    • MORTIMER
    - the fucking hairline bro

    MP Faggots section

    • WATTS, PETER
    - Braindead piece of shit

    • MCMOTHERSON, BRETT
    - Braindead piece of shit

    • CROWMEL, JASON
    - Braindead piece of shit

    • KNIGHT, JACK
    - Braindead piece of shit

    • CRIMSON, WILLIAM
    - Braindead piece of shit

    Healsluts

    • MORALES, KIRRA
    - backpack medic

    • STEINER, ERIKA
    - hot medic

    • FISCHER FAYE
    - straight medic

    • COLLINS, HIBIKILL ME
    - libtard medic

    • PARKER, ALICIA
    - hopefully bisexual medic

    • VALENTINA, VALENTINA?
    -

    • WOOD, SYDNEY
    - lesbian medic

    • SHI'VA, KYOMI?
    - lesbian medic

    • FALKNER, ALICE
    - lesbian medic

    • HECKMATYAR, ALICE
    - lesbian medic

    • MOON, ANNIE
    - lesbian medic

    • CLARK, SAMANTHA
    - robust medic

    • LAMBDA, MIKE
    - dumb cunt medic

    • STERLING, RITONA
    - dommy mommy medic

    • TAYLOR, TRACE
    - genderfluid abomination medic


    PRIORITY REPORT
    21/4/2186



    Central Archives, USCM.
    LOCATION: Case file 02A49
    ID: FA-0537-FW

    21.4.2186 - Sergeant Murray, Phillip has been officially discharged from the USCM.



    Central Archives, USCM.
    LOCATION: Case file 02A50
    ID: FA-0537-FW

    22/1/2186 - Phillip Murray appeared at LV-624


    Central Archives, USCM.
    LOCATION: Case file 02A51
    ID: FA-0537-FW

    X/XX/2189 - Phillip Murray became the USCM




    Central Archives, USCM.
    LOCATION: Case file 02A52
    ID: FA-0537-FW

    5/11/2189 - War declared on CM's furries




    Central Archives, USCM.
    LOCATION: Case file 02A52
    ID: FA-0537-FW

    2191 - he's back
    Last edited by Avalanchee; 02-08-2023 at 08:25 PM. Reason: Gamer girls

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    Am I a joke to you?

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    Am I a damn joke to you Avalanche?

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    Are we all just a joke here to suffer?

    Oh God Oh Fuck
    Head Developer & Marine Law Maintainer

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    Now this is some good shit brother.

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    Tags for this thread: robust

    Yeah ok buddy retard.

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    sorry avalanchee, its still gay

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    it's a pretty gay dossisr

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    Udpated with some healsluts and Delta PFCs

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    Uh where me?

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