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CDR Bob Vancleave [Almayer (XO)] stammers, "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!! IS THIS THE END FOR ME? IS THIS HOW ITS GONNA END?? OH GOD NO PLEASE STOP THIS SHOOT IT PLEASE DEAR LORD OH GOD OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE HELP ME HELP PLEASE I BEG Y-YOU!!! DO SOMETHING DO ANYTHING HELP!!! OH GOD OH GODDDDDD! IM A GONER MAN IM GONNA BE A GONER!!! SHOOT IT PLEASE FUCKING SHOOT IT NO SHOOT ME SHOOT ME!!!! ITS GONNA BE THE END OF ME!! ITS GAME OVER FOR ME MAN ITS GAME OVER! TELL MY SHORT, POORLY DYED PINK HAIR GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS A BUBBLY PERSONALITY AND IS VERY OUTGOING AND KIND THAT SHE CAN HAVE MY FOOTWARE COLLECTION!!!!!"
Hey, I was Bob Vancleave last round. It began with me eating, going to req, ordering my stuff. While fumbling to press T on my keyboard, I pressed M, which is my macro which says ";FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!! IS THIS THE END FOR ME? IS THIS HOW ITS GONNA END?? OH GOD NO PLEASE STOP THIS SHOOT IT PLEASE DEAR LORD OH GOD OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE HELP ME HELP PLEASE I BEG YOU!!! DO SOMETHING DO ANYTHING HELP!!! OH GOD OH GODDDDDD! IM A GONER MAN IM GONNA BE A GONER!!! SHOOT IT PLEASE FUCKING SHOOT IT NO SHOOT ME SHOOT ME!!!! ITS GONNA BE THE END OF ME!! ITS GAME OVER FOR ME MAN ITS GAME OVER! TELL MY SHORT, POORLY DYED PINK HAIR GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS A BUBBLY PERSONALITY AND IS VERY OUTGOING AND KIND THAT SHE CAN HAVE MY FOOTWARE COLLECTION!!!!!". This was shouted over comms, I apologized and moved on. Then, Eliza Victoria, a good friend of mine, get in a knife fight, in which I am mortally wounded and in my last moments, the Delta SL Eugenia Northey notices, and decides to play along, disarming me and stabbing me while calling for an MP. And MP arrives and I shorty fall into crit and die. I go DNR because at this point, I don't want to spend 5 minutes in medbay getting my shit fixed and then 25 minutes in the brig explaining what happened. The synth anounces that I am dead and cannot be revived and the marines on the ship mourn for me. Briefing gets delayed, the MPs go on the hunt for the killer, marines get destroyed by actually meta rushing xenos, and the synth sends this report to high commaned. (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...enshot_727.png) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...enshot_732.png)
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AA is set to tankbay!
Queens dead right?
"xenos can't fly"
Karl Karlsson, the man (and sometimes Captain)Timeline :
Maxwell, the synth
Enhath'vot Guan-Dha, the predator
Also a feature Coder & CM's Maintainer Team Manager
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[CENTER]Retired Synth councilman, forever a member of IO gang
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