Xeno Lurker: CM balance is dead! His body is at Comms Room!
Xeno Queen: Ah gee alright where as everyone? I was busy at Cafeteria laying eggs.
Alpha Marine: I was with Delta the entire time, we were in Weapons gearing up for Drop
Predator: Guys I think it's Delta
Delta Marine: Yo what? Why? I was with Alpha in Weapons!
Xeno Lurker: Yea I think so too! He's really sus! He kept trying to follow me and trying to kill me!
Delta Marine: Dude I was doing my tasks!
Xeno Lurker: BS!
Xeno Queen: Delta, can you list all your tasks?
Delta Marine: Sure, Hunt down the Backline Lurker, Add 3 Attachies to my weapon, Unga Dunga with Shotgun, Set up Frontal FOB at Hyd-
Xeno Queen: Hold up, something is wrong with your alibi, you can't unga with a Shotgun
Delta Marine: What yes you can, you can load buckshot and it packs a pack! You can 1 shot xenos! Run around 1 arm for speed and insta PB, 2 handed for better grip and accuracy
Xeno Lurker: BS DUDE! ITS UNREALISTIC! 1. YOU RUN AROUND WITH 1 HAND SHOTGUN! REALISTICALLY YOUR HAND WOULD'VE BEEN BLOWN OFF! 2. ITS UNREALISTIC! YOU NEED REAL FIREPOWER TO KILL A XENO LIKE IN ALIEN ISOLATION. THEY ARE LITERALLY IMMUNE TO NORMAL BULLETS! 3. YOU CAN'T 1 SHOT XENOS 4. ITS LRP
Delta Marine: Have you even watched the Aliens movie? Dude there's this scene where Hicks PBs a Xeno dead WITH ONE HAND when it was opening the APC. Its a legit task and it's not LRP.
Xeno Lurker: THAT'S SO BROKEN AS HECK! WHY DO MARINES KEEP GETTING ALL THE INSTA HIT BS!
Alpha Marine: You know technically it was the Devs that implemented that.
Xeno Queen: Yea I was thinking about that, Devs is rather sus. He keeps following CM Balance around. Devs, what were you doing?
Devs: I was doing my task! CM Balance was my alibi! I had to balance the game, implement new ideas and improve overall gameplay and fun.
Delta Marine: Your implementation is trash though, I dont feel fun but I like to unga dunga
Alpha Marine: Grenades keep exploding on me, fix this!
Xeno Queen: Your alibi is dead Dev, and I dont see any real balance though
Xeno Lurker: Balance? Dude, he buffed us with MOBA!
Devs: Yea exactly! I was balancing the game that was my task! You buff one side and nerf the other!
Xeno Queen: Is that how the Balance task works
Delta Marine: No, sounds like a fake task
Devs: Dude I think it's Delta and Moderators, cause Delta seems to be accusing me a low and Moderator is really sus. They did bad implementation of the rules
Moderator: Huh? I was in Admin the entire time.
Delta Marine: I actually think it's Dev.
Moderator: No I think it's Canadian, he seems really sus the entire round. I was watching the Map monitor and noted all of your locations and he was the most sus of them all
Canadian: Me? I was in Navigation posting on the Forums, that was my task!
Alpha Marine: Were you with anyone?
Canadian: Nooo...? I was alone, I don't trust Devs and Moderator so I was alone.
Delta: I pretty sure it's Canadian, I have seen past rounds about this. He's good at this.
Alpha: Yea me too.
Xeno Lurker: I am susing Delta, he's a hacker and he metacoms. He cheats dude, it's an imposter skill
Delta: Did you even see me cheat?
Xeno Lurker: Yea! You can see us behind walls! You charge into areas that don't make sense! You kill us with dual shotguns and single shotgun it's literally impossible and CHEATING! NOT JUST THAT YOU METARUSH US A LOT!
Xeno Queen: Yea I agree
Delta: Dude look, I don't even control the programming of this game! I don't even decide the damage, wield delay of this thing! If anything it's the Devs that do it! They could've locked the DS timer to 12:20 to prevent metarush!
Devs: It's an RP problem, besides Moderator is supposed to implement it and they didnt. So I'm sussing them.
Moderator: Dude, it's definitely Devs.
Predator: We don't have much time, we gotta vote. I vote for Devs
Devs: DUDE WHA-?
Moderator: Me too
Xeno Queen: Ok
Xeno Lurker: Ok
Alpha: Ok
Delta: Ok
Canadian: Sure
Delta Marine has been Ejected