Confession time
Once I convinced a CL to self antag and he got banned for it and I got off scot-free.
Confession time
Once I convinced a CL to self antag and he got banned for it and I got off scot-free.
Garret Dalheart reporting for Duty!
Captain Howard Dalheart Captain of the USS Almayer Deceased
Ckey: TheDexfiles
Joined the fight 19 Dec 2017
Current Record holder for most dead in a single OB at 25
Sorry mates
Once before hangar briefing marines were messing around, building inflatables in hangar. MPs were quite upset with this...I might or might not released some metal foam for sh*ts and giggles but with bakers, so nobody really saw who was it....they arrested 2 innocent people while I jazzed back to my OT lab, which resulted in an MP getting lynched on DS and a whole shitshow burst out as mods have to announce not to beat up MPs...
..It was fun. F*ck MPs. They arrested me too many times when I legit didn't do anything. Squad req window broken for 30 mins when I late join? MP arrest me because "I have insulated gloves on". Well no sh*t sherlock I took the miniengi kit. Doesn't matter. Guilty. Fingerprints? Any proof? Nada. Fuck MPs. They are a waste of space.
Last edited by Fix it again Tony; 01-01-2021 at 10:10 AM.
one time i arrested someone and they went ssd instead of serving their brig time.....
...and I didn't feel bad about it, fuck shitters
Hmm, let me collect your Ckeys real quick for unrelated purposes....
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whenever I got friendly fired.
I grabbed a shotgun, loaded it with PB and blown the guilty party away. When I get dm'ed I simply said it was an accident.
Baited someone into perma by standing silently outside their cell.
Y'all are evil. I tell people things like, HPR has IFF and stuff like that but y'all are just evil.
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LOV3 - The friendly Bean.
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played mp, got bored out of my mind so i began to instigate a civil war in the department, by advocating civil rights, went rogue and began to taze the shit out of the CMP, got arrested afterwards
somehow didnt got job banned, instead i was job banned for giving swirlies to a prisoner
Vibing as: Dismas Hind.
THE BOIS (And gals)
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Shoutouts to Manezinho for the pixelart
A few weeks ago a XO went to cryo because the CO let me use the announcer, in what can only be described as a "mum said its my turn on the xbox now" moment
I husked a MP with a flamethrower in one of my earliest rounds in 2017 because he kept trying to arrest my mate at nexus during a fob siege
Same mate has been permabanned for blowing up the sulaco
I pushed over Broden Ackers in a race to the req line back in 2018 which started a week long series of dorm brawls between charlie and delta squad. This is the reason round start shenanigans are so heavily policed
I stole Wamakahana from Xavier Renegade Angel
I baited Anderson into using a flashbang on me while I was with a group of deltas, this is the reason MP's can only use flashbangs in riots now
Recently I walked past a welded door, got blamed for it IC and nearly banned for it
I have the 2nd highest number of name mentions in [REDACTED], first place (by a large margin) is a man I recruited from the PLA long ago...
Last edited by Dreven; 01-02-2021 at 08:25 AM.