Cm Confessions

[TheDexFiles]

Confession time


Once I convinced a CL to self antag and he got banned for it and I got off scot-free.

[Fix it again Tony]

Once before hangar briefing marines were messing around, building inflatables in hangar. MPs were quite upset with this...I might or might not released some metal foam for sh*ts and giggles but with bakers, so nobody really saw who was it....they arrested 2 innocent people while I jazzed back to my OT lab, which resulted in an MP getting lynched on DS and a whole shitshow burst out as mods have to announce not to beat up MPs...

..It was fun. F*ck MPs. They arrested me too many times when I legit didn't do anything. Squad req window broken for 30 mins when I late join? MP arrest me because "I have insulated gloves on". Well no sh*t sherlock I took the miniengi kit. Doesn't matter. Guilty. Fingerprints? Any proof? Nada. Fuck MPs. They are a waste of space.

[kooarbiter]

one time i arrested someone and they went ssd instead of serving their brig time.....

...and I didn't feel bad about it, fuck shitters

[Doctorprobe69]

Hmm, let me collect your Ckeys real quick for unrelated purposes....

[recounted]

whenever I got friendly fired.













I grabbed a shotgun, loaded it with PB and blown the guilty party away. When I get dm'ed I simply said it was an accident.

[RaddishRed]

Baited someone into perma by standing silently outside their cell.

[Fortelian]

Y'all are evil. I tell people things like, HPR has IFF and stuff like that but y'all are just evil.

[Me_Bigsnail]

played mp, got bored out of my mind so i began to instigate a civil war in the department, by advocating civil rights, went rogue and began to taze the shit out of the CMP, got arrested afterwards

somehow didnt got job banned, instead i was job banned for giving swirlies to a prisoner

[Dreven]

A few weeks ago a XO went to cryo because the CO let me use the announcer, in what can only be described as a "mum said its my turn on the xbox now" moment

I husked a MP with a flamethrower in one of my earliest rounds in 2017 because he kept trying to arrest my mate at nexus during a fob siege

Same mate has been permabanned for blowing up the sulaco

I pushed over Broden Ackers in a race to the req line back in 2018 which started a week long series of dorm brawls between charlie and delta squad. This is the reason round start shenanigans are so heavily policed

I stole Wamakahana from Xavier Renegade Angel

I baited Anderson into using a flashbang on me while I was with a group of deltas, this is the reason MP's can only use flashbangs in riots now

Recently I walked past a welded door, got blamed for it IC and nearly banned for it

I have the 2nd highest number of name mentions in [REDACTED], first place (by a large margin) is a man I recruited from the PLA long ago...

[ChengChan]

A few weeks ago a XO went to cryo because the CO let me use the announcer, in what can only be described as a "mum said its my turn on the xbox now" moment

I husked a MP with a flamethrower in one of my earliest rounds in 2017 because he kept trying to arrest my mate at nexus during a fob siege

Same mate has been permabanned for blowing up the sulaco

I pushed over Broden Ackers in a race to the req line back in 2018 which started a week long series of dorm brawls between charlie and delta squad. This is the reason round start shenanigans are so heavily policed

I stole Wamakahana from Xavier Renegade Angel

Recently I walked past a welded door, got blamed for it IC and nearly banned for it

I have the 2nd highest number of name mentions in [REDACTED], first place (by a large margin) is a man I recruited from the PLA long ago...

And that's the famous marine Cheng Cheng.