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    Cm Confessions

    Confession time


    Once I convinced a CL to self antag and he got banned for it and I got off scot-free.

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    Once before hangar briefing marines were messing around, building inflatables in hangar. MPs were quite upset with this...I might or might not released some metal foam for sh*ts and giggles but with bakers, so nobody really saw who was it....they arrested 2 innocent people while I jazzed back to my OT lab, which resulted in an MP getting lynched on DS and a whole shitshow burst out as mods have to announce not to beat up MPs...

    ..It was fun. F*ck MPs. They arrested me too many times when I legit didn't do anything. Squad req window broken for 30 mins when I late join? MP arrest me because "I have insulated gloves on". Well no sh*t sherlock I took the miniengi kit. Doesn't matter. Guilty. Fingerprints? Any proof? Nada. Fuck MPs. They are a waste of space.
    Last edited by Fix it again Tony; 01-01-2021 at 10:10 AM.

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    one time i arrested someone and they went ssd instead of serving their brig time.....

    ...and I didn't feel bad about it, fuck shitters

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    whenever I got friendly fired.













    I grabbed a shotgun, loaded it with PB and blown the guilty party away. When I get dm'ed I simply said it was an accident.

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    Baited someone into perma by standing silently outside their cell.

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    Y'all are evil. I tell people things like, HPR has IFF and stuff like that but y'all are just evil.
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    played mp, got bored out of my mind so i began to instigate a civil war in the department, by advocating civil rights, went rogue and began to taze the shit out of the CMP, got arrested afterwards

    somehow didnt got job banned, instead i was job banned for giving swirlies to a prisoner
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    A few weeks ago a XO went to cryo because the CO let me use the announcer, in what can only be described as a "mum said its my turn on the xbox now" moment

    I husked a MP with a flamethrower in one of my earliest rounds in 2017 because he kept trying to arrest my mate at nexus during a fob siege

    Same mate has been permabanned for blowing up the sulaco

    I pushed over Broden Ackers in a race to the req line back in 2018 which started a week long series of dorm brawls between charlie and delta squad. This is the reason round start shenanigans are so heavily policed

    I stole Wamakahana from Xavier Renegade Angel

    I baited Anderson into using a flashbang on me while I was with a group of deltas, this is the reason MP's can only use flashbangs in riots now

    Recently I walked past a welded door, got blamed for it IC and nearly banned for it

    I have the 2nd highest number of name mentions in [REDACTED], first place (by a large margin) is a man I recruited from the PLA long ago...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreven View Post
    A few weeks ago a XO went to cryo because the CO let me use the announcer, in what can only be described as a "mum said its my turn on the xbox now" moment

    I husked a MP with a flamethrower in one of my earliest rounds in 2017 because he kept trying to arrest my mate at nexus during a fob siege

    Same mate has been permabanned for blowing up the sulaco

    I pushed over Broden Ackers in a race to the req line back in 2018 which started a week long series of dorm brawls between charlie and delta squad. This is the reason round start shenanigans are so heavily policed

    I stole Wamakahana from Xavier Renegade Angel

    Recently I walked past a welded door, got blamed for it IC and nearly banned for it

    I have the 2nd highest number of name mentions in [REDACTED], first place (by a large margin) is a man I recruited from the PLA long ago...
    And that's the famous marine Cheng Cheng.

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