So, I got really bored and decided to convert the lyrics from the EDF games into something Colonial Marines related.
To save our colonies from any alien attack
From vicious giant xenos who have once again come back
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack
The USCM deploys!
Our marines are prepared for any alien ranks
The POs launches CAS, the VCs send their tanks
And nothing can withstand our fixed charging flanks
The USCM deploys!
Our forces have now dwindled and we pull back to regroup
The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group
We better beat these bugs before we're all turned to soup
The USCM deploys!
To take down giant xenos who are a hostile race
We now head underground, for their path we must retrace
And find their giant hive and crush the queen's carapace
The USCM deploys!
The Alphas and the Charlies were destroyed or cast about
Scouts, SADARs, Smartgunners have almost been wiped out
Despite all this the PFCs will stubbornly hold out
The USCM deploys!
Our medics were all killed recently, as were all our engis
Today we might not make it, facing these atrocities
We'll never drop our banner despite our casualties
The USCM deploys!
Two ops ago my buddy died, next day my SL fell
Today most everyone was killed, on that we must not dwell
But we will never leave the field, we'll never say farewell
The USCM deploys!
Stop that depressing crap!
Theeeen, how about this song?
A legendary CO soon will lead us to glory
Two years ago he sunk the Alpha Hive says history
Tomorrow we will follow this brave soul to victory
The USCM deploys!